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[4hhhp0ll0]

ive never really had a job or been really considered "busy" before in most of my life, and now when I put myself in events or stuff I signed up and applied for and can't attend things that most of the time I WOULD be able to go to and now can't, it feels very very weird.

I mean, most of these are just like. just things I want to plan with my friends like hanging out and such, but it's honestly kinda. foreign? to me ig?

I will straight up say though I don't think this very much would ever compare to working a 9-5 and while I am doing this for the fun of it, its kinda easy for me to like? burn out ig with them happening every week cause like. the dates are really close together and the only breaks I do get are during the week and the in-between time during the day before and after these events.

im not sure what to call the honestly? maybe a small vent or rant of mine? im not sure tho so yeah. on another note, I got lots of balloons one day!!!!

[crazymanicherelmao]

NORDSTROM IS WOKE NOW IG??? I GOT SOME TRANS TAPE FROM THERE THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE REALLY BAD AND ASS BUT WHO CARESSSSSSSSS-

I GOT MY TRANS TAPE NOW AND FOR SOME REASON EITHER IVE BEEN LIVING REALLY REALLY DEEP INSIDE MY LITTLE CAVERN OR NORDSTROM WAS JUST CHILL LIKE THAT IG????!!!!

[crazymanicherelmao]

really happy with this honestly ^v^

also reason why it looks different compared to my other work is bc I used a different program and this was an assignment I submitted for class

[crazymanicherelmao]

NORDSTROM IS WOKE NOW IG??? I GOT SOME TRANS TAPE FROM THERE THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE REALLY BAD AND ASS BUT WHO CARESSSSSSSSS-

I GOT MY TRANS TAPE NOW AND FOR SOME REASON EITHER IVE BEEN LIVING REALLY REALLY DEEP INSIDE MY LITTLE CAVERN OR NORDSTROM WAS JUST CHILL LIKE THAT IG????!!!!

[4hhhp0ll0]

lowkey can't commit arson cause I'm a fish guys... sighhhhhhhhhh

[4hhhp0ll0]

forshadowy voice telling people what will happen in a incredibly vague way but in a way that's still pretty cool and edgy, very misty and fog vibes here too btw: "I die, I lie, I sigh, and I cry till I apply the wry, to my goodbyes and lies,"

[4hhhp0ll0]

lowkey want to have a like. cock and balls. as a back-up just in-case I have to like- you know- replace mine or something along those lines, cause I mean, I don't really wanna get rid of them, so if I have a backup then im good right?

cause then even if I have to chop off my dick I still have another one in the freezer you know? I just, pop it right out and thaw it out and then just, put it on! Really convenient and straight forward! ^v^

[4hhhp0ll0]

i like fish. 🎣

[4hhhp0ll0]

my laptop just now screamed at me saying Tumblr was a scam-site, or like. idk virus???? I've been here for a while now huh>???????????

[4hhhp0ll0]

im tempted to sleep early just because of how BORED I am, like I am such a no-life and hobby-less guy that. I am WILLING to GO TO SLEEP EARY just because I AM FUCKING BORED. and also I'm tired and I like sleep. and that for some reason I've been getting sleepier.... hmmm... maybe it's the chemicals I eat from inside the bathroom sink.... I should get some moreeeeeee lowkeyyyyy....

[4hhhp0ll0]

guys my headphones just turned off and now I can hear the souls of the damned.... hello? anyone there?

Souls of the damned: Hello, we want to have you perhaps join us in our group of damned souls

me: ah no thank you, you see although I do love getting into groups and cults every now and then, I already have something to do plus I've got loads of personal projects I just muct work on at the moemtnt

souls do damned: ah yes it its alreaight to reject us, we shall come cbacke on toesday at 5pm sharp

me: ah sorry I must say that I do thisnk I do have something planned that day and when I mean palned I mean I will be working on progects so I do apollogize in advance.

souls of the damned: ah I see, then we will be taking ou=r leave now, we must fid others interested in joining us and our causes

me: alreaight, best of lucks with that souls of the damned!!!

.... wauittt a minuet-

[4hhhp0ll0]

guys I'm tired, should I take a swig?

take a swig for the sleep paralysis demons?

yessssssss- do itttttttt- the creaturlings are agreeing with you to achohal.....

NOOOO??????? STOP IT. NO BAD POLLO

uh- wtf is going on??? (see results)

Voting ended onApr 25

[4hhhp0ll0]

how to fake death 101, includes: no botox, no glue, no nails, no internet, no bricks, no propeller hats, no elephants, no fans, no cousins to sacrifice, no speaking books, no 5000 cigars, no man-eating plants, no pants, no walls, no solved Rubik's cubes, no skateboard to kick flip on, no pets to kill and name tag on Minecraft, no com on my puter, no plushies staring at me like a disappointed father, no tripods, no local Walmarts, no couches, no chicken wings, no aliens, no charging port, no oxygen, no fingernails, no money, no family, no human desires, no soul, no fihs, no scissors, no printed money, no old baldies, no expired oranges, no cock-a-doodle-dos, no pens, no arson materials, no fires, no whips for my cream, no light, no tissues, and no nutting nuts

... damn, YouTube does really have a tutorial for everything don't they- oh wait no- this has botox. fuckingggggg shittttttttttttttttttttt dude. can't have nothing now can I :(

sucks balls :((((((((( I now have a large multiplication of chins on my frown. tragic it is :(((((((((((((((((((((

it has grown even larger. extra large. like an extra large pizza

[creaturelingart]

FINALLY got good photos of my sculpture final. This is my dog his name is Sock.

[creaturelingart]

Look at my fish.

[4hhhp0ll0]

Good news!!! I got into a Minecraft civ event and this might show me more opportunities for content in the future!!! And i get to make fun skin!!!

Bad news: i literally just got mc, Idk how to play the game and im really really bad at it that im most likely gonna die the moment i get in there :(

also ill have to become a political fih

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

[tlbodine]

For the last goddamn time...

"Kill your darlings" means "if something is holding you back, get rid of it, even if it sounds pretty."

That's it! That's all it means! It means if you're stuck and stalled out on your story and you could fix the whole block by removing something but you're avoiding removing that thing because it's good, you remove that thing. That's the darling.

It does NOT mean

That you have to get rid of your self-indulgent writing

That you should delete something just because you like it (?wtf?)

That you need to kill off characters (??? what)

That you have to pare your story down to the absolute bare bones

That you have to delete anything whatsoever if you don't want to

The POINT is that you STOP FEELING GUILTY for throwing out good writing that isn't SERVING THE STORY.

The POINT is that you don't get so HUNG UP on the details that you lose sight of the BIG PICTURE.

Good grief....

[prof-grace-aspen]

Also, you don't have to like, delete it from existence. Keep a second document full of the Darlings. You never know when you'll need it later.

[earhartsease]

yes, your killed darlings are ripe for rebirth

[eldritchsandwich]

compost your darlings

recycle your darlings

Darlings who don't fit this narrative go into the use later folder