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Chris 33y · non-binary · any pronouns

[4hisoka4]

I never cared for god of war but maybe I will now because of Deborah ann woll

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[4hisoka4]

Ngl but I hate the like button animation for the rainbow flag because there's a split second where I ALWAYS see the German flag

[wouldyourathervisit]

Would you rather visit

Neuer Zollhof (Gehry Buildings), Düsseldorf, Germany 🇩🇪

Dackelmuseum (Dachshund Museum), Regensburg, Germany 🇩🇪

Museum Tinguely, Basel, Switzerland 🇨🇭

Voting ended onJun 8

For @4hisoka4 !

[ofcoursethatsathing]

10-Inch Glow in the Dark T-Rex

link...

[wizardarchetypes]

so if you don’t know what shifting is, a quick explanation is that it’s the idea that the multiverse exists and that you can transport your soul into a multiverse where your favorite characters are real. It’s a whole thing and was hugely popular on TikTok in 2020+2021.

Anyway I am Not judging anyone or even about to comment on shifting in itself.

But there’s also a concept that you can “script” the universe you shift to and even pick your appearance while you’re there.

And in late 2021 I posted a cosplay video that got a fair amount of views and people kept tagging each other in the comments and saying stuff like “I’m faceclaiming her for next time I shift.”

Which I swear did not bother me I was like okay you funky kids.

But two people specifically started taking about using my face when they shift universes to date Draco Malfoy. And I was like man. Don’t use my face to kiss Draco Malfoy. Im begging you.

I didn’t actually say that in the comments mind you I just let them be.

So anyway a few months ago someone posted a video discussing that they were one of the main shifting influencers and they faked everything and they were just lucid dreaming the entire time. So as you can imagine, shifters were very upset to hear this

I made a single comment about this situation. Maybe two sentences. And people are. Very angry.

And now for months I keep getting comments on my TikToks that I’m too ugly to date Draco Malfoy. This is considered the ultimate insult to them, I believe.

“Trust me. Nobody wants that face dating Draco.”

They’re also mostly running K-Pop fancam accounts and I’m trying to figure out the Draco Malfoy K-Pop link but so far I’ve got nothing.

Idk where I’m going with this I just felt like other people should know that I’m currently K-Pop Draco Malfoy’s number 1 enemy.

[wizardarchetypes]

Me too guys

[marithlizard]

Dear god all those people are probably under the spell of chatbot mysticism now, aren't they.

[fadedlovemp3]

rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[jazzums]

my main

[important-cat-pics]

[my-dailydreams]

[cats4cancer]

Clearly you don't own an air fryer

[cats4cancer]

You people don't remember the humble photoshop...

[inthevasoline]

guys what should my 10,000th post be

[inthevasoline]

im so fucking stupid

[ginger-crvsh]

i'm crying laughing this is so funny

[4hisoka4]

I still haven't played veilguard and I just added a song to my solavellan playlist in the year 2026

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[rickyapologist]

you can honestly be having the worst day of your life, open tumblr and there's your long time mutual who has recently gotten really into toy story yaoi just posting away