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i'm just a gay girl doing strange things on the internet | 35 ~ queer ~ trans ~ polyamorous ~ uk  | icon by @marrella-splendens

[machine-saint]

writing a callout post for our cat:

invading queer spaces (the dining room table)

refusing to listen to queer voices (us telling her to get off the dining room table)

harming queer bodies (puts her claws out when you pick her up)

[lily-stabby]

So imagine a DnD character who's whole motivation is 'X guy killed my parents and I need to find them' and the party just thinks 'ok, revenge quest, that's normal'

But when they finally find the guy the person with dead parents is just like "Hey buddy, long time no see. It's a shame we got separated, here's some money" and they're super chill.

The party is just confused and goes "Wait, why are you giving him gold?"

The guy just goes "Cause I owe him money?"

The party "But he killed your parents???"

"That's why I owe him money!"

[just-illegal]

[empress-belosbeck]

[creepymutelilbugger]

that little squirrel boy is about to get it

[notafamousblog-deactivated20251]

get what

[creepymutelilbugger]

[picvoid]

[memewhore]

[were-ralph]

i will never stop reblogging this how the fuck did she slide against the wall so perfectly

[fanonical]

marco: you know the whole 'sad clown' thing? marco: i'm gonna be the saddest and clowniest out of all of them

[theory-ov-everything]

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

wow

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I lost it at the fucking chess pieces

[tuttle-did-it]

I watch a lot of wood turning videos, but miniature woodturning videos are something else. Very impressive.

[curator-on-ao3]

Every time I report and block a porn bot:

[angelfishofthelord]

[expertpedestrian]

the wife and I maintain that data naming his cat “spot” is yet more evidence of his deep vein of ironic humour

literally everything data does that isn’t mission-critical is on like three levels of irony

[expertpedestrian]

the reasoning:

a logical choice would be to pick a name for his cat that represents either the statistically most popular cat name chosen by speakers of his native language (usually a human name like Oliver), or to follow the custom of taking the cat’s name from its fur pattern, like “socks” or “tiger” or “spot”

but data strives not just to become more human but to be an individual, and he respects individuality and uniqueness in others

giving his cat the most popular name would not be respecting the cat’s uniqueness

naming his cat after its fur pattern would be respecting its individuality but reflect none of his own

therefore data names his cat, who is orange with stripes, spot

there is absolutely no way he doesn’t think this is funny, in that 1000% deadpan way he expresses himself

[sew-birb]

There’s also an iconic, very well known set of children’s books in which Spot is a dog, not a cat.

Giving a cat a name typically associated with dogs is a lovely bit of irony.

[ayellowbirds]

repeated viewings as an adult have definitely convinced me either the writers were bing more clever than is usually assumed, or that Data turned out as a very different character from the creative intent. He’s funny, passionate, and deeply emotional. Just… not in neurotypical ways.

[null507]

I would also like to point out that a Spot is a small round marking and a point can also be a small round object. So by naming his cat Spot he made the cat a Data Point

[the-maddened-hatter]

@garthgender

[memewhore]

[bookbellandcandle]

The moral of Matilda is that if you’re autistic enough you can destroy your enemies with your mind

[little-tunny]

All for me?

[jamdrawers]

BONG STUCK

BONG STUCK

[femmecharliee]

I'm a girl in a dyke way but also a boy in a dyke way, hope this helps

[novawinter]

Metatron: Mrs Coulter you are the worst human being I have encountered in the 1000s of years I have lived.

Marisa Coulter: I sure am.

Metatron: So… are you single or are you and Asriel still a thing? 

[captainoinkers]