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chilewithcarnage

just so you know where this blog stands

michaelmyersdefensesquad

Remember: real murderers kill real people, fictional murderers kill other fictional characters.

This is why it is ok to stan the fictional ones and NOT the real ones.

ishimarukiyotaka

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!”

ishimarukiyotaka

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

whispering-radiance

Stratt, the saint patron of scapegoats

pukicho

You are my canvas. My knife is the brush.

pukicho

(Talking to the melon)

alixandar

"Out like a Pilot Light"

Holly March won the poll!!! I'm shocked honestly, I thought Stratt was gonna win. I've had this idea for a while so I'm glad I had an excuse to do it. It only took 12 FREAKING HOURS and a lot of trusting the process. But my oil painting habits kicked in THANK GOD.

Title is based off a part from the book:

“‘I need two units of whole blood! Shit! BP dropping! Stay with me, stay with me-’

March didn't listen to any more. Why should he. It was Thanksgiving, and the turkey smelled so good, fresh from the oven, and the candied yams. How a Brit like his wife ever learned to cook Thanksgiving dinner like that he had no idea, but there you go, she was a talented lady. And Holly had blown out the candles on her cake, and what are you talking about, you smell gas?

And he was out, like a pilot light.”

partywithponies

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

pangur-and-grim

he’s such a disturbance

little-shake-for-the-ben-man

I like how fucked up and loud his climbing is, really adds a certain nasty feeling that he normally evokes

pangur-and-grim

yes, every neighbour who is spied on first hears a CLUNK. CLANK. CLUNK as he climbs into position. and then they look over, and see his fat pink belly and staring eyes. definitely an experience.

originaldouble

Human rocky and pebble grace

depsidase

theaceofwords

It's called the Global Justice Report, it is here. This is an actionable plan which can be sent to legislators and demanded of political parties. We could save the world within our lifetimes.

It has always been possible. It is still possible.

strange-aeons

Yah

Matching booty shorts that say *please don't try this for real, even scent free, dye free lotions are not safe for cats to lick. Most people keep their binguses moisturized using a little coconut oil in the bath but personally my cats skin reacts badly to it so hemp oil is my go to now

afandomfiendformerlynamednerd

A gift to @strange-aeons

I did it bc I felt like it

Peak fashion sense

strange-aeons

fosterova

some gentle touch is all it takes sometimes

benthos-game

Ever wonder what role corals play in tropical reef ecology? Find out by taking up the mantle of Team Coral! Cover the reef with colonies clad in sturdy calcium carbonate and fend off dastardly, quick-growing algae!