where the hell have you been, loca?

rose • 21 • spider-man enthusiast

[vintage-tigre]

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[important-cat-pics]

[natjennie]

"I get mad that the letters don't do other things"

[from-and-for-nerds]

Agent Clark was a whimp, my girl Nancy Danderhoof would've caught on to the Hilda Hilda/Wanda Childa scheme in an afternoon but wouldn't have published it because fig would tell her so much dirt about everyone else

[unseenbox]

It's genuinely blowing my mind that ally and lou managed to make hj and lavonte queer by both human standards *and* vampire ones. Like, they both get permission from their prey to drink their blood! They're a walking masquerade breach from the clan that's supposed to be all about that Camarilla shit! The one time they used their mind control powers they fucked up the interaction and did not win a dog! HJ is LaVonte's Sire and he's perfectly fine and even prefers to let him lead the way!

They're queer coming and going. Truly no one is doing it like them.

[museumgiftshoperaser]

I like to think Tyler figured out they’re all vampires his first week on the job. He’s lived in purpee all his life and weird shit happens there all the time. They’re not exactly subtle about it.

But he’s already got two Rolexes and a promotion out of it so he’s not about to say anything.

[iamthedevilswalkingstick]

i just need us all to watch this again

[unseenbox]

Today I am thinking about how LaVonte chose Ethel to snack on so she wouldn't get eaten, how he spent two points on the ability to eat food himself, how he was the first one to really embrace (heh) the idea of not only staying in Purpee but trying to improve it, how he keeps emphasizing to the coterie that they are a team who all work together, how he told Tyler to suck it up and stop crying but also that he loves him, how he noticed that HJ has been different lately enough for it to bother him, how he knows that if he just waits by the bridge that HJ will turn up because they've done this dance before.

It's love that makes him different from other Ventrue. It's love all the way down.

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Maya watching HJ and LaVonte in ep 7 to me

[jacquistheripper]

lavonte’s work-husband is going through a mid-eternal life crisis, some random farmers market lesbian immediately called out his situationship, and he can’t run the dog for mayor. he’s really going through it.

[natjennie]

mitch dressed up to go to dinner I'm gonna sob

[dandeliont3aandsageleaves]

"Brennan is the best game changer contestant" this "Brennan is so competitive" that

Okay well I've never watched in fear as Brennan hit a bong full of whisky for a game changer now have I

[gettownsburnmoney]

zaeth's to do list

A or B any As

embrace or D any MMs

Kill B

K Marisol F Marisol

Action Item: Bingo

K Todd

K Tina Bunders

Aaron Bow

fuck Tina Bunders

P busses, K T

[monstermonger]

He's worried about stepping on flowers. He loves nature. - (ref)

[monstermonger]

Friend in an alleyway | my wife sent me this photo the other day and said "you HAVE to draw this." and I agreed completely <:

[monstermonger]

oops I was told you can only see the photo if you have a bsky account, so here's a screenshot of it!

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of