Morally entitled to a dragon

I'm Shai. Welcome to the shitshow. I tumblr about actualplays. My ao3 is unseenbox.

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[molabuddy]

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"codify" is such a fun word. lawmakers! turn this into a fish

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[megamindsupremacy]

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

[vanilaxbean]

Suvi's escape

her biggest regret was not telling them she loved them...

[podcastsareforever]

Can the prince be a bat.......absolutely Batchild Absolutely you absolutely can be a prince in my heart

[raineofthedragons]

At this point its not a question of if they’ve explored eachother’s bodies but how often

[podcastsareforever]

HJ starting to take his shirt off at the mention of bookkeeping bbabsjandjdshdjsj its his sexual episode!

[monstrousfrogbuttocks]

darkness man turning into a pile of trash unsuccessfully is like me trying to hit on someone

[raineofthedragons]

Titties out wednesday everyone

[nyctibiius]

she has been pickled for her crimes

[guooey]

[sandmanalone]

The spirit of Mouse compelled me:

[lizardsister]

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

[wizard-loving-wizard]

roll for shoes rules Lou should have a specialty in claiming things are Banksys

[coffeetinsparrow]

Cody and Jawbone should get high together and talk about their lives together and maybe smooch a little aaaand post

[biria8]

"I get so close to LaVonte" HJ is in HEAT

[podcastsareforever]

"You're charming" "I know" GAJSHAHS YES LAVONTE!!!!!!!!