Intro Post/Master list
(The dividers were created by my lovely moot @cliffburtonlover )
Hello!! My name is 5000, I’m a 20 year old from the Midwest, I use She/Her pronouns, and I LOVE men double my age! I reblog, go on rants, post pictures, create moodboards, write imagines, and fan fiction!
I guess you could call my blog a multifandom, but I’m pretty fixated on Metallica/Jason Newsted/James Hetfield/Joey Jordison atm! MINORS: PLEASE NOTE I POST NSFW RANTS/REBLOGS/FANFICS: USE DISCRETION WHILE ON MY BLOG.
The following WILL NOT BE TOLERATED on my blog: Racism, Ableism, Sexism, Zionism, MAGA/MAHA, White Supremacism, Hate Speech, transphobia, homophobia, Pedophilia, harassment of any kind, bullying, threats, religious extremism, AI, and anything else similar.
5000’s Masterlist!
Link to Metallica Edit List (Instagram)
Last updated: 5/16/2026
Fanfic Series,
Chapter 1 - Of Wolf And Woman (Werewolf! James Hetfield x F!OC! Alissa)
- Chapter 2
- Chapter 3
- Chapter 4 (MDNI NSFW)
- Chapter 5
Old Man Sandwich (Jason Newsted x F!Reader x James Hetfield) (MDNI NSFW)
Stalker James x Reader (abandoned after Pt. 2) (DARK THEMES)
Solo Fics,
Stubborn Makeup (Joey Jordison x F!OC! Dana)
Skatin’ The Stress Away (Jason Newsted x F!OC! Etta) (MDNI NSFW)
Pink Panties (Sub! James Hetfield x F!Reader) (MDNI NSFW)
What a Gal… (‘92 Era James Hetfield x F!Reader) (MDNI NSFW)
Watching the Metallica guys practice! (Drabbles)
Behind Closed Doors (Sub! James Hetfield x F!Dom!)(MDNI NSFW)
In the works,
Old man Sandwich Pt. 2
Joey Jordison x Reader
Requests are Closed! (Temporarily)
Please note I’m used to writing for fem/AFAB readers and automatically will write a request as such unless specified otherwise, (when it comes to NSFW) but I’m more than willing to try GN or Masc reader pov!
I will not fulfill requests that involve: Abuse in any form, Urine, Scat, Vomit, torture, DDLG/ABDL/Ageplay, Cannibalism, Murder, Minors/Pedophilia, Incest, Animals/Zoophilia (monsterf!cking is okay). (If there’s thing(s) I’m not willing to do that I forgot to include, I will message you personally or deny the request.)
5000 loves you! 🩷💫
