stereotypical depressed 14 yr old emo kid

she/her | wlw + aroallo minor | sfw interactions/blogs only this was supposed to be a magnus archives fan account idk where i went wrong

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my posts just *appearing* on ppls dashes feels like an extreme invasion of privacy

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one of the largest mistakes I’ve made is thinking that putting “minor” and my age multiple times in my bio would make less creeps interact with me

oh how i was so wrong

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i like in the u.s east coast, and i wont be surprised if soon we all have to go outside in hazmat suits with how shitty the air quality’s been

[zeta-finnish]

i keep forgetting that some people here are short.

like

how's it hanging down there?

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

well we have a lot of shade because of you tall people

[zeta-finnish]

How tall are you.

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

… 165ish cm

[zeta-finnish]

*wheeze*

I am 25 cm taller than you.

How does that make you feel.

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

i am at the perfect height to easily wedge a knife in your sternum so pretty good

[zeta-finnish]

Good luck with that.

*just grabs you by the waist and lifts you up*

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

jokes on you now I am at the perfect height to stab you in the eye easily

[zeta-finnish]

*takes away your knife and hoists you over the shoulder a bag of potatoes*

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

this is ultimately my fault. I have no grip strength…

i should have gone for the jugular 😔

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Im now finally 182 cm

[zeta-finnish]

Hey, nice.

Decent height.

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Thank you i grew it myself

[hexaquetzalcoalt]

I’m 171 cm, I don’t like it down here

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BRO IM 162 cm why is every1 so tallll

[zeta-finnish]

Me, casually being 28 cm taller than you: Hehehehe

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bro don’t be greedy, give me some of ur height 🥹

[zeta-finnish]

no

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:’(

[zeta-finnish]

*looms over you*

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*bites ur ankles*

[zeta-finnish]

*removes yours*

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WAIT NO NOW IM EVEN SHORTER 😨

[zeta-finnish]

yes

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😔 being 5 ‘ 4 was fun when it lasted

[zeta-finnish]

*gives you a kiss on the forehead and gives you headpats*

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*scurries away*

[zeta-finnish]

i keep forgetting that some people here are short.

like

how's it hanging down there?

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

well we have a lot of shade because of you tall people

[zeta-finnish]

How tall are you.

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

… 165ish cm

[zeta-finnish]

*wheeze*

I am 25 cm taller than you.

How does that make you feel.

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

i am at the perfect height to easily wedge a knife in your sternum so pretty good

[zeta-finnish]

Good luck with that.

*just grabs you by the waist and lifts you up*

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

jokes on you now I am at the perfect height to stab you in the eye easily

[zeta-finnish]

*takes away your knife and hoists you over the shoulder a bag of potatoes*

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

this is ultimately my fault. I have no grip strength…

i should have gone for the jugular 😔

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Im now finally 182 cm

[zeta-finnish]

Hey, nice.

Decent height.

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Thank you i grew it myself

[hexaquetzalcoalt]

I’m 171 cm, I don’t like it down here

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BRO IM 162 cm why is every1 so tallll

[zeta-finnish]

Me, casually being 28 cm taller than you: Hehehehe

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bro don’t be greedy, give me some of ur height 🥹

[zeta-finnish]

no

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:’(

[zeta-finnish]

*looms over you*

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*bites ur ankles*

[zeta-finnish]

*removes yours*

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WAIT NO NOW IM EVEN SHORTER 😨

[zeta-finnish]

yes

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😔 being 5 ‘ 4 was fun when it lasted

[zeta-finnish]

i keep forgetting that some people here are short.

like

how's it hanging down there?

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

well we have a lot of shade because of you tall people

[zeta-finnish]

How tall are you.

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

… 165ish cm

[zeta-finnish]

*wheeze*

I am 25 cm taller than you.

How does that make you feel.

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

i am at the perfect height to easily wedge a knife in your sternum so pretty good

[zeta-finnish]

Good luck with that.

*just grabs you by the waist and lifts you up*

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

jokes on you now I am at the perfect height to stab you in the eye easily

[zeta-finnish]

*takes away your knife and hoists you over the shoulder a bag of potatoes*

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

this is ultimately my fault. I have no grip strength…

i should have gone for the jugular 😔

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Im now finally 182 cm

[zeta-finnish]

Hey, nice.

Decent height.

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Thank you i grew it myself

[hexaquetzalcoalt]

I’m 171 cm, I don’t like it down here

[very-normal-tape-recorder]

BRO IM 162 cm why is every1 so tallll

[zeta-finnish]

Me, casually being 28 cm taller than you: Hehehehe

[very-normal-tape-recorder]

bro don’t be greedy, give me some of ur height 🥹

[zeta-finnish]

no

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:’(

[zeta-finnish]

*looms over you*

[very-normal-tape-recorder]

*bites ur ankles*

[zeta-finnish]

*removes yours*

[very-normal-tape-recorder]

WAIT NO NOW IM EVEN SHORTER 😨

[zeta-finnish]

i keep forgetting that some people here are short.

like

how's it hanging down there?

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

well we have a lot of shade because of you tall people

[zeta-finnish]

How tall are you.

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

… 165ish cm

[zeta-finnish]

*wheeze*

I am 25 cm taller than you.

How does that make you feel.

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

i am at the perfect height to easily wedge a knife in your sternum so pretty good

[zeta-finnish]

Good luck with that.

*just grabs you by the waist and lifts you up*

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

jokes on you now I am at the perfect height to stab you in the eye easily

[zeta-finnish]

*takes away your knife and hoists you over the shoulder a bag of potatoes*

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

this is ultimately my fault. I have no grip strength…

i should have gone for the jugular 😔

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Im now finally 182 cm

[zeta-finnish]

Hey, nice.

Decent height.

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Thank you i grew it myself

[hexaquetzalcoalt]

I’m 171 cm, I don’t like it down here

[very-normal-tape-recorder]

BRO IM 162 cm why is every1 so tallll

[zeta-finnish]

Me, casually being 28 cm taller than you: Hehehehe

[very-normal-tape-recorder]

bro don’t be greedy, give me some of ur height 🥹

[zeta-finnish]

no

[very-normal-tape-recorder]

:’(

[zeta-finnish]

*looms over you*

[very-normal-tape-recorder]

*bites ur ankles*

[zeta-finnish]

i keep forgetting that some people here are short.

like

how's it hanging down there?

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

well we have a lot of shade because of you tall people

[zeta-finnish]

How tall are you.

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

… 165ish cm

[zeta-finnish]

*wheeze*

I am 25 cm taller than you.

How does that make you feel.

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

i am at the perfect height to easily wedge a knife in your sternum so pretty good

[zeta-finnish]

Good luck with that.

*just grabs you by the waist and lifts you up*

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

jokes on you now I am at the perfect height to stab you in the eye easily

[zeta-finnish]

*takes away your knife and hoists you over the shoulder a bag of potatoes*

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

this is ultimately my fault. I have no grip strength…

i should have gone for the jugular 😔

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Im now finally 182 cm

[zeta-finnish]

Hey, nice.

Decent height.

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Thank you i grew it myself

[hexaquetzalcoalt]

I’m 171 cm, I don’t like it down here

[very-normal-tape-recorder]

BRO IM 162 cm why is every1 so tallll

[zeta-finnish]

Me, casually being 28 cm taller than you: Hehehehe

[very-normal-tape-recorder]

bro don’t be greedy, give me some of ur height 🥹

[zeta-finnish]

no

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:’(

[zeta-finnish]

i keep forgetting that some people here are short.

like

how's it hanging down there?

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

well we have a lot of shade because of you tall people

[zeta-finnish]

How tall are you.

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

… 165ish cm

[zeta-finnish]

*wheeze*

I am 25 cm taller than you.

How does that make you feel.

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

i am at the perfect height to easily wedge a knife in your sternum so pretty good

[zeta-finnish]

Good luck with that.

*just grabs you by the waist and lifts you up*

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

jokes on you now I am at the perfect height to stab you in the eye easily

[zeta-finnish]

*takes away your knife and hoists you over the shoulder a bag of potatoes*

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

this is ultimately my fault. I have no grip strength…

i should have gone for the jugular 😔

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Im now finally 182 cm

[zeta-finnish]

Hey, nice.

Decent height.

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Thank you i grew it myself

[hexaquetzalcoalt]

I’m 171 cm, I don’t like it down here

[very-normal-tape-recorder]

BRO IM 162 cm why is every1 so tallll

[zeta-finnish]

Me, casually being 28 cm taller than you: Hehehehe

[very-normal-tape-recorder]

bro don’t be greedy, give me some of ur height 🥹

[zeta-finnish]

i keep forgetting that some people here are short.

like

how's it hanging down there?

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

well we have a lot of shade because of you tall people

[zeta-finnish]

How tall are you.

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

… 165ish cm

[zeta-finnish]

*wheeze*

I am 25 cm taller than you.

How does that make you feel.

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

i am at the perfect height to easily wedge a knife in your sternum so pretty good

[zeta-finnish]

Good luck with that.

*just grabs you by the waist and lifts you up*

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

jokes on you now I am at the perfect height to stab you in the eye easily

[zeta-finnish]

*takes away your knife and hoists you over the shoulder a bag of potatoes*

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

this is ultimately my fault. I have no grip strength…

i should have gone for the jugular 😔

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Im now finally 182 cm

[zeta-finnish]

Hey, nice.

Decent height.

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Thank you i grew it myself

[hexaquetzalcoalt]

I’m 171 cm, I don’t like it down here

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BRO IM 162 cm why is every1 so tallll

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guys hear me out

queerplatonic bloodymary

grace is still aroace, and me and my fellow aspecs can be represented

AND we can explore simon and graces dynamic

[who0ishope]

OKAY CHALLENGE FOR MY MOOTS OR ANYONE!! on pinterest or google search up your name then add core for example my name plus core, "hopecore"

and attatch the first 3 images that pop up!!

heres mine:

@pocoloco4nico @jello-the-frog @will-grahams-adams-apple @artpnutty @that1insomniac @dolls-playhouse

[jello-the-frog]

Bro these are ethereal

Rahhhh moots

@eraser-offical @pandanapple @starspangledmoth @obsessivebookwormalert @cute-drawings @bat--hugs @sammyartcherub @swimmingunknownsheep @rain-drop-creates @kcookiez @sillyy-s0fii @ilovemybsfsadie @justalilolfrog @k3tieee @xxaubreearachnidxx @bat-phantom @liliesdontdieroses @who0ishope @thedailysmoker @bulingblue @j3nny21xcx @thereallynsey @days-without-ai-ads-offical @blackdor @sunni-sacrifice @bee125e @gracious-midnight @weepingtreegiver @sleepingwhenimawake @skinnilove00 @vincian4 @ethanslife1o1 @petercanparkacar @urlovelyunicorn @chronicallyonlinebitch @dramatic1nlyf @trinketcollectingcrow @alergictomostsandwiches @toastoffical @donnielikesbugs @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @eerietree @coquette-corpsie @lunchmoneydrug @ninahufflepuff @friendlyghostsandmonsters @dawn-but-different @raventhecrispy-offical @nationalparksocks @koithekoi @shogun-midnight @skyycaramba @kugisakinobaradesu @beccahasarrived @halfofacoffeebean @acewurld @mydawgnina @supersnowyfox @darkmatchacoffeegrass @kalenipclaw @sylvanath3fa3 @uterus-stealer-offical @sharonsharp7 @sharkicide @etherealvowtemplar @onyxvirtuemasquerade @janetdavid090 @jagithedragon @ddawgthechef2 @coldfreakhairdorascal @neurodivergientmiitopian-alt-alt @no-one-offical @lostsprite1985 @theolivinginhidden @blossomingtortoise2 @glasses-wearing-water-drinker @wrestlingontum @spodderly @neruodivergentmiitopian @teacupswhiskey @astracaedes @wollymight @quirkytiara @sohpie-purple-heart @istanthecapitalisticoctopusboy @pomelo-verse-offical @bosicu @lightsabersandbluecookies @joe-chungus @autisimyfoxerronii @jesminjerinhasan

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

I hate having a niche name

[hexaquetzalcoalt]

here goes nothing

Not sure how to feel about any of these tbh,

@betterthancolumbus

@escaped-instagram-user

@maxs-mental

@mio5551

@consumption-official

[justcall-me-max]

Oh fuck yes, this absolutely me core

These are fucking fire (heh heh get it cause of the fire I’m gonna kill myse-)

@astralfmboi @booknerd2712 @babyteethbrianjones @kacklepop @allotherblognamesaretaken @cookiess-and-creamm @ponkkitty @puddletrouble +open tags

[frogshroomsarentadrug-offical]

Wahahaha love these :3

Technically its Kuipercore instead of Coralcore but :p

Everyone is tagged!!!

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guys I think tumblrs finally letting me reblog something successfully 🥹

BRO PINTEREST JUST CALLED ME GAY PRETTY MUCH

LIKE 99% OF THE PHOTOS WERE LESBIANS AND GUITARS

im also cracked at uno so thats pretty true

@will-0-the-wispp @stargirlinwater @eldritchhellspawn @artistic-crackhead @twistedlikeness1 @silly-fi5h @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @l4dybu9z @zianathebi +open tags and if I forgot u (im so srry if I did im so tired rn)

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”but i would never date someone who identifies that way !?!?”

…ok. then just… don’t ?

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I CANTTTTT

it was the only tag too

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the world would be a better place if every human on earth just got addicted to every drug

and wait like 20 yrs

so everyone’s like dead, and no more humanity

i call that one environmentalism

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shoutout to all the blogs im too scared to follow/or like/reblog their posts cuz im too scared for them to know i exist

u don’t know who u r cuz ive never interacted

but shoutout nonetheless

[chok3onlollip0pz404]

July will be filled with yuri.

July will be filled with kissing girls.

July will be filled with yuri.

July will be filled with kissing girls.

July will be filled with yuri.

July will be filled with kissing girls.

July will be filled with yuri.