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Chapter updates for Red Stars and Blue Nights are roughly weekly (give or take a couple days).

I mainly post sans x reader headcanons, and I do take writing prompts!

I’m a bit old fashioned, and my skeletons of choice are as follows:

Classic Sans

Underfell Sans (Red)

Horrortale Sans (Skull)

Mafiafell Sans

Farmtale Sans

Reaper Sans

AU versions of the above characters! Think faeries, gods, etc. I’m not superrrr familiar with the UTMV, and I most likely won’t write for it

Things I will write:

Headcanons

Shorter drabbles

NSFW

SFW

Things I don't write:

Gore

Incest

Minor/underage romantic pairings

#sans x reader

Talking more about Star Wars au because it’s on my brain. I’m trying to figure out how the dynamic would work out with the guys and MC/reader.

It’s a steep learning curve for Sans after Skull’s arrival. It used to be just him and MC living and sleeping and fighting in close quarters. Now he has to make room for this…thing. This thing that constantly demands MC’s time and energy and attention. Not to mention the fact that Skull is mutated. He’s already agitated dealing with Red, now he has to mind the caprices of another overgrown clone.

I like to think Red and Skull were friends prior to Skull meeting MC. As close to friends as they could be, at least. Red contracts Skull to work with his battalion. Skull enjoys working with other mutated clones.

Red finds Sans to be a nuisance, at most. When he drops in on MC and her battalion he wants to flirt, blast some droids, and enjoy her company, but Sans seems to think that Red is out to marry her or something. Red is probably more aware of Sans’ feelings for MC than Sans is.

Skull hates Sans. He hates him so much. Sans is a symbol of everything he was supposed to be. He represents every bully he has growing up. And if that wasn’t enough, he’s also trying to protect MC from him. He sees the way Sans looks at him. Like a ticking time bomb. It’s not uncommon for Skull to attack Sans, forcing MC to intervene. Taking sides between them makes things so much worse.

After enough time, Skull understands how much the infighting disappoints MC, so he reigns himself in a little bit. He’ll still cast a hateful look at Sans every once in a while.

#sans x reader #star wars au #500 rambles

Hello to…fifty???? 🫪

Fifty of you??? Hello??? Thank you???

500miledash

So like. Long shot here, but like. Jedi reader and clone sanses.

I really wanted to do Star Wars sans x reader and honestly it makes the most sense for Sans to be a clone, since, yknow, he’s perhaps the most numerous guy in any fandom ever.

CT-5475—Sans—is MC’s number one commander. He’s tactical, sharp, and possesses a deadly precision both in his aim and his strategy. He’s been part of the war effort for as long as MC has, and despite the fact that she outranks him, they behave as equals. Sans’ experience and eye for military strategy is invaluable to MC.

To his troopers, Sans could be confused with a droid. He doesn’t relax, doesn’t falter. During times of ambush, he is always the most prepared.

But…when it’s just him and MC, he allows himself to relax. Just a little bit. He’ll make jokes. He’ll take off some of his armor. He might even fall asleep.

Then there’s CT-7785, often called Red because of a genetic mutation that changed the color of his eyelights. He’s a little bigger than your average clone, his teeth a little sharper. He commands a separate battalion from Sans, actively seeking out other mutated clones to enlist.

He’s a notorious playboy. If a pretty lady happens to wander into 79’s, there’s a pretty high probability that Red will swoon her right into bed.

Red has crossed paths with MC and her battalion, and since then has jumped through quite a few hoops just to see her again. He knows that Jedi have a “no attachments” rule, but all that means to Red is no commitment, and “baby, the only thing i can do better than blast droids is somethin’ casual.”

This, of course, infuriates Sans to no end. This- this asshole thinks he can just swoop in and take away his general? No, no, no. They’ve been through too much together. She wouldn’t do that. She wouldn’t betray him her principles.

Now, that brings us to CT-9090.

As he grew up, it was evident that he was mutated. He grew past the standard height for clones, and then some. He ended up being absolutely enormous by the time he was done growing. He also behaved differently, whether that was from the constant othering by his peers or something in his genetics was anyone’s guess. He was quiet, reserved, but quick to snap if agitated. The most egregious difference was that he didn’t follow orders. That was enough for his termination to be in order.

When he realized what awaited him, he escaped. There’s ten long years between then and when Red found him working as a bounty hunter and hired him. During those ten years, he got the crack in his skull that slowed his speech and scrambled his mind.

When he meets MC, he feels as though he finally understands his purpose. Not to fight droids or separatists like his clone brothers, but to protect her. She treats him like a person. She’s kind to him, in a time of so much cruelty. She asks him what his name is, and it occurs to him that he hadn’t even thought of it. They come up with the name Skull together.

Sans will have a hard time getting him to leave after that.

500miledash

He’s haunting me 😔