absolute ledgend

holly || 19 || scotland || she/her || my snapchat is wolfbirdie

[gondwana]

whats the point of ant man how is being super small a superpower how does that help anyone

[gondwana]

if anyone uses this post as a chance to try to tell me anything about ant man ill fucking kill you i dont care

[cheyanne-moved]

He can crawl inside my vagina and personally rub my g spot

[gondwana]

no one is allowed to reblog this post anymore

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[lizawithazed]

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

[50201600]

my fuckass cat: *eats pieces of plastic and chokes on them but continues to eat them*

me: literally you dont have to do that

my fuckass cat: someones gotta

[thebootydiaries]

*keeps up with celebrity drama just to understand the memes*

[eatsbabieswithlemonade]

This would be me if I cared :/ oh well

[thebootydiaries]

did u reblog this post just to say that

[weloveshortvideos]

[goodscreencaps]

[bestofpokemongo]

Triggered

[omega3]

Concept: someone loves me and takes care of me and fucks me good

[jamesdean666]

ye ever wanty put yir heed in the microwave n blow yersel up tae fuck

[mothmansbignaturals]

Legend of Korra Go: find a guy who is interested in you then date his girlfriend

[genericbanana]

what is this, a vending machine for ants?

[ubercharge]

ants need to stay hydrated too

[shwig]

Don’t drink from me or my son ever again. 

[boxerbunny]

[thecommonchick]

this is me 😂

[iamhannalashay]

Thisssss isss meeee

[75orchids]

i would fight anyone who works at buzzfeed

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

My grandma works at Buzzfeed, you’d fight my grandma? you’re a fucking sicko

[75orchids]

sounds like your grandma’s the sicko, pal. tell her to square up.

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

10 Reasons My Grandmother Who Works At Buzzfeed Could Kick Your Ass

[tigerwithasniper]

Reblog if you’re Team Valor

Reblog here for Team Mystic

Reblog here for Team Instinct

Credit

[egobuzz]

when in doubt just ask a dog 

[egobuzz]

someone send “BOOF!” to your crush/significant other and share the results with the rest of the class please 

[orewing]

better response than expected!

[lyinginbedmon]

IS THIS WHY YOU SENT ME THAT MESSAGE?!

[cyborg-furby]

[pavlovsfox]

[sirheisenberg]

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

This is 100% my favourite Hank quote.