pussy shit

Kyra, Aries, Bi this is what goes on in my mind

[littledarkhorse]

[guy]

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

[slimetony]

hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

[imhangingwhataboutyou]

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

[pajamazam]

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

this dick

[mitochondrionion]

It’s not even 4 words???

[rumwik]

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

Okay

[irisannwest]

do you ever

do you ever just have

that one class

that one freaking class

that just depresses you when you think about it because

oh god you hate it so much

[vrixie]

The bourgeoisie

[alloverthegaf]

as a millennial who doesn’t like avocado old man politicians owe me collectively $500,000

[alloverthegaf]

the two responses to this are “I hate avocado and I don’t understand the hype” and “I love avocado but those fuckers owe me money anyway” and you know what? you’re all valid

[coelasquid]

“this horror movie isn’t very good-”

This is the path the horror fan must walk, this is the path I have chosen.

The path of watching a lot of not very good movies.

[maxevvans]

My sis: What’s so funny about Nickelback? Why are you always laughing??

Me:

[raccooncomic]

61. Job Hunting

[joshpeck]

the moon controlling the tides sounds like something out of a fantasy novel and yet…there she is…doing That…every day…

[luisonte]

[ampervadasz]

[skypig357]

Get your ass on the dance floor

[runwithskizzers]

this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care

[tordenvejr]

i’m sending love to u all ur gonna be ok

[sixpenceee]

A photo realistic tattoo. I’m in love with this. The artist is Eliot Kohek. More creepy posts.

[lifeofcynch]

WHAAATTT THEEEE FUUUUCCKKKKKK??????????

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

I love it!

[perpetual-state-of-exhaustion]

holy shit

[contrary-fairy]

Wow - love or loathe tattoos, this is some serious talent!

[lettingthewaterholdmedown-deact]

Oh my fuuuuck.

[unclefather]

a 7 year old that i have met 2 times just came out of her room and sat next to me on the couch and without saying hello she said “if you didn’t want to die, then why were you born?” and her mom said “PLEASE, Mackenzie. go upstairs” and she crossed her legs and said “no, mom. i want to hear what she has to say” ???

[unclefather]

Her mom also told me that she “does this all the time”