Tell Me What Your Worst Fears Are

My body is an amalgam of memories ENTJ/ENFJ

[bashircore]

wait people are legit orphans?? like irl??

IM SCREAMING????? WHAT

[the-quasar-hero]

Beauty and the Beast is so funny, imagine you go out to town to run your errands and the entire population starts singing about how fucking strange yet fuckable you are

[lamborghinea-pig]

This doesn't happen to you?

[indoorvoices]

Everyone in France desires me carnally

[thenib]

From Kasia Babis.

[simonalkenmayer]

I’ve never understood people who make those sorts of jokes. I identify with this cartoon enormously.

[paxamericana]

[fousheezy]

Angry reminder police testimony is used to lock people away for life (or even authorize the death penalty) and these pigs demonstrate they lie even without a reason

[harpyhormones]

a lot of trans girls see link as a trans girl and were right and a lot of trans guys see link as a trans guy and theyre right and a lot of cis people see link as cis and theyre fucking idiots link isnt cis

[bill-gates-hate-blog]

[transvampirerights]

[thecooler]

[whaleinwhite]

[coolxatu]

[teenscoolest]

[uchigtana]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gluten-free-pussy]

When I worked at forever 21, a girl left her used pad in the crotch of a bodysuit and caught an attitude when we told her she needed to purchase the item. Humanity is vile and my expectations are on the ground

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[altearia]

*journalists

[crap-userrname16]

[oblivi-ace97]

[tinakris]

[richard-rolkwsoil]

I Fucking love these stupid alien things with my whole fucking heart

[whitepeopletwitter]

[latinopercy]

rick riordan really went there with the original percy jackson series.. he wrote a story about a kid with adhd living in an abusive, low income household who realizes that the generation before him created a world that he and the rest of his generation could not possibly thrive in and then refused to acknowledge that the society they crafted was detrimental to their children,, percy must make the decision to demand change in the end;

meanwhile his antagonist is a blond haired blue eyed kid from one of the top 20 richest towns in the united states who should have had it all but was denied it, causing him to come to the same realization years before percy ever does, but he believes the answer to their problems is to look to the past, to the traditions and methods of the Good Old Days without recognizing that the corruption and depravity of that era will only continue the cycle if they are implemented in the present day – luke believes the world needs to return to its former glory whereas percy realizes that the system will always be corrupt if they don’t invest in an entirely new way to support the younger generation and basically what im saying is rick riordan has been stoking the revolution in us since middle school

[decodering]

Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

[decodering]

Well, this post went a bit nuts.

[xxxtictacion]

That last one honestly belongs in hell

[official-lucifers-child]

ALL OF THESE HAVE ME WHEEZING AND CACKLING SO MUCH

[ha-nice-joke]

All found in the comments but not found in master post, you’re welcome :).

[youcancallmeaddy]

[bjurnberg]

[kripke-is-my-king]

I work in marketing. Not only are they spending money on ads rather than paying employees more, they are cutting hourly employees hours, laying people off, furloughing people, and then forcing the remaining employees to work harder to get extra work done to create the "thank you" ads on top of their regular assignments. It's a real fun time to work in marketing.

[queenstravelingdarling]

I screamed.