[crypticdatesuggestions]

at 5am you may catch a glimpse of Them in the mist

[unculture]

[chivalfairy]

at this point it seems like tumblr staff is TRYING to drive off its userbase. First they’re like “hmm, our site is entirely known for the mass amounts of porn on here, so lets wipe that shit out! What else? Let’s make making custom themes damn near impossible! now, just for fun, lets make looking at the damn thing give you a migrane! THAT’LL drive those weird ass kinnies off our site!” but they dont know that anyone who’s still on this site has been using it for 5 years at the absolute fucking minimum and no matter how many times they knock the site down a peg we’re still gonna be here posting our callouts and unfunny ass text posts. tumblr staff is frantically dumping purell on us and we are the 0.01% of germs that it wont fucking kill

[drownedinlight]

It is worth noting that this is something corporations will do when they want to lose an asset, but don’t want the bad publicity that would come with removing the asset while it’s still being used. Given all the poor choices tumblr has made over the past months, I would not be surprised if Verizon were trying to dump it as an asset.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[piribolygo]

[faggottt]

me

[uffie-deactivated20150303]

[hedgehog-goulash7]

Snow leopards and their giant nommable tails

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEHOLD DOGS

WE HAVE ACHIEVED THAT WHICH YOU CANNOT

[cat-parlour]

[dashbeardconfessional]

the plant has a question

[thefaginogion]

Holy fucking christ

[k1mkardashian]

[bigeisamazing]

[catchymemes]

Doggo Halloween costumes have peaked

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

😭😭😭😭😭

[extrafabulouscomics]

[kevin-for-what-ails-ya]

This is how one constructs a joke.

[watersport5-deactivated20180924]

…

[bugsoftbinbows]

ugly little man

[bitbats]

DO NOT CALL HIM UGLY

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BABY BOY

good and cute

[meanplastic]

Please watch the whole video 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[emotiona1shorty]

oh my god

[gif87a-com]

[sushinfood]

that’ll learn ya

[weaux-deactivated20170327]

she was just thirsty :(

[the-ace-of-hearts]

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

[altedi]

[pastabot]

[thestateonmtv]

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

[animusrox]

I knew it was you. I could smell you getting off the elevator! Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

[kabaks]

YOU WROTE THE RULES. READ THEM. 

[ash-mountain]

Forever reblog

[crunchlax]

what bothers me here is that the artist here obviously wanted to make the finished drawing less sexual and yet sonic still has his pants around his ankles