Dog Hair Eater

all i do is sin, no matter what

[crunchlax]

[crunchlax]

took one of those dna heritage tests and it said I was 70% water

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

More i Grow my body Stonger. More i Learn my head gets Longer. More i Eat my belly Bouncing… More i Fight my foes i’m Trouncing.

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

More i Sing my voice gets Louder… More i Boast my pride gets Prouder… More i Run my speed gets Upper… What about you Mother Fucker…

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

normally this is when people reblog posts like this and say something like “i was on so much painkillers when i made this” but that doesn’t apply here. i was completely lucid when i made this. i can remember writing this phenomenal post with crystal clarity. for me, it was typical. i could do this kind of thing every day if i wished to.

[cryptotheism]

Listen buddy, because of your little "what the derp" moment, Archduke Ferdinand is dead.

[splend-42]

At least it can't get any worse.

[cryptotheism]

Worse? Let put this in terms you'll understand. Kaiser Wilhelm is about to "epicly troll" Europe, and it's not going to be "awesomesauce" for anyone.

[gettheorion]

[glowing-disciple]

[bonequest]

[pmd-stardust]

you motherfuckers aren’t prepared for me to step through the blue colored gate that multiplies me by 3

[crunchlax]

double quarter pounder with cheese?

i hardly double quarter KNOW ‘ER with cheese!!!

[crunchlax]

[crunchlax]

double quarter pounder with cheese?

i hardly double quarter KNOW ‘ER with cheese!!!

[baseballcardvandals]

The cold will numb your pain.

Own this BCV original.

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

fuck 4chan

fuck twitter

fuck reddit

fuck tumblr

and fuck you

[kristina100000]

really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style

[spacecaptainglow]

This post resurrected the word Slonk

[kirkendauhl-v2]

[bugged-ubuntu]

Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

[memecucker]

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

[karnsway-deactivated20190708]

[rosalui]

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

[tophatfloof-deactivated20170320]

[girlslutz]

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

[canadian-riddler]

I was reading a piece of fan fiction about a girl so beautiful, all the heroes wanted to make her their wife, yet so powerful, no villain dared fighting her. Instead they sought legal action against her.

Had to lay it down, I can't stand these marry/sue characters.

I'm looking at you with very narrowed orbs right now

[blind3dbylight]

accidentally said Shirley instead of Siri and now my phone is stuck in Airplane mode