Inaudible Audio

The worst feeling in life is that no one is listening to you.

[thepowerofgrunge]

Jack White, Lazaretto.

[nevver]

Peanuts

[nevver]

Calvin and Hobbes

[nevver]

Peanuts

[ladodgers-deactivated20190611]

There is only one outfielder in Major League Baseball that makes this play — his name is Yasiel Puig. Watch: atmlb.com/1msIzW1

[iraffiruse]

[buzzfeed]

Soooo, turns out they filmed an alternative ending to Titanic. It’s quite…something.

[51cardsshort]

That's the dumbest thing I've seen in a long time.

[detroittigers]

Hit home run, jab, move, repeat.

[wetheurban]

SPOTLIGHT: Rappers x Pre-16th Century Art

Meet your new favorite Tumblr! B4XVI is gathering a collection of comparisons between pre-16th century art and famous rappers.

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[wrenwainwright]

this is important

[captainofalltheships]

Chrys watches GoT [x]

[ewatsondaily]

“Sometimes I hear myself in interviews and I feel like I’m in that skit from Extras where one actor is taking the piss out of celebrities who are like, “I’m so normal! Look at me being really normal, doing all of this normal stuff!” You can take it to a point where it’s like, “Well, yeah, my life is kind of weird and I can’t pretend that I live exactly like everyone else,” because it’s an extraordinary set of circumstances to be under, so it’s kind of finding that middle ground. But yeah—sometimes I hear myself back and I’m like, “This just sounds like bullshit.”  — Emma Watson

[nevver]

More from The Portlandia Activity Book

[sexmusic]

high ball stepper // jack white

download: itunes

[51cardsshort]

This. Song.

[nevver]

Calvin and Hobbes

[nevver]

Animal House

[nevver]

Find something…

[jhnmyr]

John Mayer/Steve Jordan/Pino Palladino/Chick Corea/Wallace Roney

Here’s a full seven minute tune I loosely composed called “Little Sur,” recorded last February in New York City. I got together with some of my friends and favorite players for six amazing days of playing music with no rules, no plans, and no pressure. Oh, and no vocals. What came from it was a really inspired batch of recordings. Hours of music that I’ll need to sift through at some point should it ever become an album. (I hope it does.) If you’re wondering where I am in the mix, that’s me playing a Music Man long scale guitar… Pino and I are kind of both living in the bass space. As soon as Chick came in on the piano, I knew something really deep was taking place.  This is the rough mix that was given to me at the end of the day, as it has lived on my laptop since.

I tried to find a minute, two minute clip to share with you, but these recordings just don’t work any other way than in their unabridged form. So here it is. Free music. Played freely, shared freely. Put it on and go for the ride… If you dig all seven minutes, then surely you deserve them. 

There are times for marketing strategies, and there are times for just  p l a y i n g. The original design for all musicians.  Hope you enjoy hearing this as much as I did. 

John