hi

[victorianpuckbunny]

This is too funny

[punksalmons]

Some more pictures by Darrell Carroll from the same time as the last article, when Sid was playing for Océanic (source: getty images)

[caitlinkraemer]

-- hanif abdurraqib

[definitelynotdomanique]

this MIGHT just be the hottest thing MacKinnon has ever done😵‍💫

[crosbye-blog]

The last to arrive is late. No surprise to Pittsburgh captain Sidney Crosby, who knows the plane is also late.

[paper-wounds]

[Dimension 20's Neverafter - Brennan Lee Mulligan]

[saltair-and-webweaves]

If I could leave I would have already left

shilo niziolek in the broad river reveiw/lorine niedecker/unknown/ @sentientsky/paul revere - noah kahan

[sidsrockingchair]

Please please if you haven’t already can you post all the pics we know of with the yellow crocs? I’m tryna see

[metallicamalkin]

Big sexy in red

[goaltnding]

@nousxpige samisa somnophilia. god your brain, it’s so powerful.

[nousxpige]

you canNOT encourage me bro my brain takes freak shit like this and runs with it

like ughhfhhh samisa coming back to the hotel after a hard won win and sam is super amped and horny and in the mood to celebrate but mis is soooooo sleepy and his eyelids start to drift shut mid makeout and he says sleepily “i’m tired sammy but you can slip it in if you want” and sam has never been harder in his life

[castratecapuchin]

Sent this prompt to monkeyfruitster based on their latest work, but I REALLY need your take on it:

omegaverse samisa with toff finding a used pregnancy test in the downstairs bathroom trash and he freaks out that cat is pregnant but didn't tell him so what does this mean? Does she not think he'd be a good father? He clearly already proved he is with mike! and willmack too to some extend. He's trying to come up with ways to casually allude to things with her, so she'll finally confide in him, but cat ends up totally confused because A) the test is clearly negative, toff that line is just the control, and B) she didn't take a pregnancy test? toff is even more confused, did he take a test himself and forget? but he actually can't even be pregnant?? that's when mis and sam walk into the front door, sam with his hand to misa's lower back, exchanging a fond look with each other, and holy shit. toff's gonna actually lose it. he's gonna gonna kill sam dickinson in his own living room and he can't be held responsible because not only did this guy steal his favorite slippers, his wife's adoration and his (billet) son's heart (and ability to behave and think like a normal civilised person), he's been defiling him while not even being SAFE

i’m assuming you mean mangofruitster but the idea that all samisa enthusiasts everywhere are melting together is very funny to me

toff doesn’t even consider the idea that the pregnancy test could be misa’s, he’s more surprised that one, cat could be pregnant and two, that she wouldn’t tell him. he’d be a good dad, even though they’re not planning on it and they’ve already decided that they won’t have kids on their own. but accident regardless toff could do it, he’s doing it in a weird way with misa and even more vaguely with willmack. they are his pups, he takes good care of them and cat knows that.

toff spends the first few hours with this new knowledge, quietly observing cat typing at her computer in the living room. it’s negative, he knows it’s negative, even though he originally freaked out so much that he couldn’t even tell. but toff is an adult, cat is an adult, so they can have a normal civilized conversation about this. they are trying to have this conversation when sam and misa walk in the front door, and cat goes oh.

oh? oh. oh! toff can feel the pure horror radiate through his body, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck. it’s already too much for toff to deal with that sam is around so much, and yeah, he’s vaguely aware that him and misa might be more than friends but no one’s said anything and toff, previously, was content to ignore that possibility altogether. it now feels like a serious oversight of his to have just let this go on unchecked. not only are sam and misa having sex, they’re apparently have unsafe sex, so unsafe of sex that there was a possibility that misa could be pregnant. a little half-dickinson baby could have been running around san jose

sam spots the test on the table and slows to a stop before, oh shit, are you guys pregnant? if toff wasn’t frozen in pure shock, he might have leapt over the table to strangle him, instead cat carefully says, well, i’m not, while looking straight at misa. time seems to slow for a moment as toff watches the smile drop off sam’s face, if he says anything remotely asshole like, toff is actually going to kill him, no matter if it’s half misa’s fault there’s a pregnancy test in the house at all. luckily, or unluckily, misa shrugs his shoulders and says, well, it’s negative so no big deal, right? before sam can even get his mouth to open. toff thinks it’s a very big deal, a huge fucking deal and they should castrate sam just to be on the safe side.

this culminates in the most awkward conversation of cat’s adult life, trying to keep toff from killing himself and sam in a tragic murder-suicide, while she explains to sam and misa that birth control and condoms are a good idea in any relationship. the next day toff accidentally hits sam in the dick with his stick and two well aimed pucks, just for good measure.

[joss-the-boss]

my #yuri

[ruslanfedotenko]

Pittsburgh Penguins @ Detroit Red Wings ⤷ May 31, 2009 | Stanley Cup Finals Game 2

[ehghtyseven]

don’t mind me… I’ll just be over here comparing their height difference… in all areas… amongst other things…

[kyumo-02]

for the 5 people that asked for samisa

[heyitsaxelhere]

woke up with my brain sitting cross legged next to my head waiting to tell me about the thought it just had which, according to toff, samisa's room is messy and dirty right? imagine how it would be like after they go through their rut/heat🧍🏻

bodily fluids everywhere, if a person is mindless during their cycle, these two would be seven folds that. on the couches, on the floor, on themselves, both have slick and cum caked into their hair, sam would be scrubbing his beard for days to get it somewhat clean. there's a suspicious stain on the wall (upon further inspection, it looks like a torso and a palm, and hopefully it's just sweat), on the counters and floor and of course, the bed and all its layers, all fucking soaked. as a matter of fact, just burn the bed and mattress, no way it's salvageable after what these two put it through. cause their fucking is basically wrestling and roughhousing so they're rolling around and getting tangled up in the sheets and won't think to stop for a second to kick it away, no they'll just roll with it despite how overheated and extra sweaty it's making them, and if we shall include mis squirting, that would be a whole other level, heavy spurts of it flying everywhere as sam fuck or fingers him.

there are food remains and containers everywhere from when they raided their own fridge and cabinets and from the food friends and family got them. all acts of civilized behavior totally abandoned—a glimpse of it comes back after they come, but it diminishes as soon as another cycle fires up again. like they'll be sitting on the bed, refueling and munching on greasy burgers, when a gush of slick leaks out of mis or sam starts to go under again and he just drops the food and pulls mis' legs and maneuvers him to his stomach and sinks into him. mis moans and groans with his face buried in the dirty sheets, his hand still clutching one of the wrappers as sam screws him to the mattress. once they both come and sam's knot ties them together, sam pulls at the blankets to draw their food closer and they just go on eating, as if nothing had interrupted them.

what can make the previous situation even worse is the their possessiveness over their mate, which is usually normal, so when someone brings them food, checks they didn't accidentally kill each other, etc. it has to be someone with a very familiar scent that they'd feel safe around. if they're not tied together, it can just be left at their door and they'll try to communicate with them behind it, if not...well, they owe the older guys big time. cause whosoever going through the cycle--or both regardless!--would be growling and watching that poor person closely as they drop a diner's bag close to the bed. it can be mis who's baring and snapping his teeth even though he's squished to the mattress under sam's weight while his body releases insane amount of pheromones to stake his claim, clenching and dripping around sam for good measures, all while sam licks his neck placatingly and sending apologetic glances to their savior. or it's sam covering mis completely with his bulk and weight, shielding him from view and watching that person closely, sinking his teeth in mis' skin and snarling while pushing his knot impossibly deeper and soaking both of them even more while mis tries to calm him down with sweet words and soft touches hoping he doesn't bite the person on rotation to keep them alive rn.

and now with aaaaall that, imagine the fucking smell. GOD would it stink in there, they'll need a biohazard cleaning services after.

[passtheseppie]

anatomy of a scrum

text: original text minus the line "if we play very quiet / the shepherd never has to know" by @/lycaniums-room art, in order: @/hankeatspaint, unknown photograph, wrestlers monotype by @/julykings, "the sound of you dreaming" by anna calleja.