the unprodigal one returns

you step of the gas? Like a loser? No you keep going and crash into the street signal pole

[hook-line-sinkered]

[2colde]

how it genuinely feels

[hook-line-sinkered]

controversial but i think painless microneedle tattoos suck like the pain of a tattoo is half the fun.

[profeciegirl]

[sobcat]

[aluacrescente-deactivated202304]

[hook-line-sinkered]

i love learning new facts like today is world spritz day

[hook-line-sinkered]

limoncello and an arancini time

[hook-line-sinkered]

i love learning new facts like today is world spritz day

[omtai]

Hierarchy of people you know

1. Mutuals

2. Friends

3. Coworkers you like

4. Strangers

5. Coworkers you don’t like

6. Enemies

7. Friend’s ugly boyfriend

[hook-line-sinkered]

i will sell every one of my mutuals nipples for root vegetable crisps.

[hook-line-sinkered]

left for crisps, right for mojito grapes

[hei-omulee]

but who am I without my sensitive heart?

[capacity2]

Anything that reminds me of anything makes me wanna throw up

[odeqaard]

do u think oscar piastri mourn leo’s departure and the subsequent polycule break up 😔

[undeadwives]

suddenly sitting bolt upright in bed in the middle of the night: do you guys remember brockhampton

[undeadwives]

[hook-line-sinkered]

half magic's euphoria glitterpuck is actually so fucking fun to wear.

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[hook-line-sinkered]

a lot of you bitches are performative cranberry juice drinkers and dont deserve the velvety goodness from the bog