the unprodigal one returns

you step of the gas? Like a loser? No you keep going and crash into the street signal pole

[hook-line-sinkered]

one thing about me is that i will drop hometown gossip in the groupchat with people who never have visited my ends

[drawnsnake]

I cried watching Project Hail Mary btw

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

[worldcupfinals]

every country busy with their games meanwhile the england nts journey looks like this:

[dormitorydoor]

and if i said... my dick is hard... would y'all judge me

[avantgarden-er]

not to be rude but if you’re losing consciousness you should dial for an ambulance not just use the computer.

I would liveblog Anything

[lost-in-fandoms]

Max at Circuit de Barcelona-Catalunya on June 14, 2026 by Mark Thompson

[ryebreadgf]

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

[cycletillyoudiecle]

Campy and Wout are having a custody battle over T-rex while Jonas is forced to single mom Davide 😔

The new recruits of Visma are already children of divorce and they haven't been on the team a year </3

[scarlct-vvitch]

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

[scarlct-vvitch]

free fic idea up for grabs. godspeed

[yaoiblackmold]

I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about

[manta-jonas-ray]

My team rn

[existentialcrisistime]

37pedroacosta MX Saturday 🚀😎

[subaklava]

I hate cigarrate, i think it's the only thing i can't stand but recently i find attractive the idea of a man(olly) smoking...

[subaklava]

you can see the vision?

[aroacewxs]

being in a public discord server is like. god i hope they don't kill me with rocks. god i hope they don't kill me with rocks. god i hope they don't kill me with rocks. god i hope they don't kill me with rocks. god i hope they don't k

[seven-oh-four]

not to vaguepost but uhm. there's this person on tumblr. one of my mutuals actually. who um. well. pets just say. my frand