570KR07K4

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[570kr07k4]

anybody wants to hear my completely unbiased opinion why shapeshifting (the no bullshit version) is actually the nr.2(right after actual omnipotence) superpower.

also no powerscaling bs of "it isn't nr.2 because it can't beat *some obscure(or not) anime character with a convenient power that perfectly counters it*"

[570kr07k4]

ok so I'll start with the what "no bullshit" even means to me I this context.

and its just not holding shapeshifting to standards no other superpower is beholden to exp.

no body is complaining that flying superman style is breaking the laws of physics or whatever.

So why should a shapeshifter not be allowed to create matter out of nothing. (also I'm not an expert on how Hulks power works but I'm pretty sure you can't get bigger(size and mass) like that without creating something. So there even is a standard of shapeshifters creating shit.)

We have countless shapeshifters beyond the "vaguely humanoid" (exp. double from skullgirls) or "made of flesh" (exp. tetsutetsu from MHA) so if we add them both and multiply by "fuck the laws of physics" we basically end up with a classic "a billion lions/lion ladder/lion rail gun" but it's actually "approaching infinity lions" and "lion xyz" are for example that a shapeshifter even if they want to remain pretty down to earth and humanoid at the very least has a healing factor, never needs to eat, sleep or excret waste, has an infinite supply of custom made clothes, instant makeup, and a very easy way to end world hanger (fr just get rid of nerve endings or the capacity to feel pain).

other fun stuff I thought about are

cloning/creation of life/or just anything really (if we assume that consciousness exists without a soul)-create anything you want connected to your main body by a thin line and then cut the line out of your body.

blah blah blah

if we go to molecular levels of accuracy there is nothing stopping a shapeshifter from becoming omnipresent wich means -- contrary to that one post I vaguely remember-- shapeshifting IS the power to blow up peoples brains and much more on top of that

one huge downside is deppending on how you imagine it shapeshifting could not be instinctual or still require a working brain to function(wich you can just put on the moon or 1/3 of the way down to the center of the earth having it connected to "the main body" only by the mentioned previously thin line(or like being the very air and dirt around you the shapeshifter might just absorb the entire universe ))

idk

I think you (the person reading this) should think about it yourself and come up with different uses for shapeshifting that aren't the stereotypical "what if I looked better" and "hehe instant transition"

have fun

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[gazeldhazel]

just got an email from Tumblr that a blog that exclusively posts stolen sex worker content does not violate any of their terms or whatever, so you're fully allowed to post literally any amount of your exposed body sans crotch. haha no it's only if it's stolen content and not your work and also you still can't be a trans woman on this site fuck you

[gazeldhazel]

most of the accounts posts do not have any mature content warning, which just makes it seem like their shitty algorithm for marking posts and blogs as mature is almost exclusively just a tranny detector at this point. so. really good site. I'm so happy to be here. yay. yay. haha. haha. ha.hah.ha.

[villainessbian]

Stolen trans porn is fully fine, trans women breathing isn't

[cuteblkgrl]

♡Black Melee Peach!♡

[reluctantlybouncingonit]

I want to let every girl who has ever felt alone fall asleep next to me…

[reluctantlybouncingonit]

Just… be fucking nice to girls. The world by default is impatient, can’t communicate for shit and doesn’t know how to be gentle. Do what it can’t. Just be fucking nice.

[truckstoprose]

i get too giggly over those stupid "rb to grope prev" games. like, wow! you're groping Me? hehe <3 i dont get that a lot...

[miss-questionable]

rb to grope her :3

[shotatoga]

transmisogynoir is DEEPLY engrained in the trans community. stop pretending otherwise. holy fuck

[larval-tear]

when the cock is bigger than your entire body!!☝️

[deadelated]

you’re a sexual pervert

[larval-tear]

yes

[retroactivebakeries]

the siege warfare princess wants to come over to your house and play ^_^

[retroactivebakeries]

[filmphotofranz]

[specialagentartemis]

sometimes I go on Reddit (my first mistake) and come to the car-crash-like realization that a lot of people genuinely think "friend" is the word for "a kind of relationship that is fundamentally and definitionally not deep, close, or meaningful" and any kind of depth or closeness automatically means you are "more than friends" and then I just. get really sad for the state of everything. no wonder the Loneliness Epidemic exists damn

[sapphling]

it's so insane when you encounter another full grown adult who does the "actually swear words are juvenile/annoying/indicative of low intelligence" thing unironically. how are you in your 30s and still a hall monitor

[reluctantlybouncingonit]

Trying to get a panty shot and succeeding, this shit is so easy, do you all need to practice?

[sweatie-goddess]

depends, are you offering to be practiced on

[sistersupervisor-sister]

She so is.

[reluctantlybouncingonit]

She is NOT

[sistersupervisor-sister]

But your panties are so cuuuute

[reluctantlybouncingonit]

What???? How do you know tha- oh god it has been practicing

[sistersupervisor-sister]

With you the panties practically shoot themselves

[reluctantlybouncingonit]

Swapping alter with every camera click to parry the shot meaning no image is ever technically *my* panties

[not-freyja]

Can everyone who makes video content do a Deaf bitch a favor? Watch your shit with the captions on and the sound off, and then do another round of editing to fix things including but not limited to:

Captions cover the spot on the screen you put the information I need

The dialogue is captioned but not the song you have playing that the dialogue is responding to

You only captioned the person on the screen, not the person off screen who is also talking

No captioning of critical sound effects (alarms, bells, dogs barking, etc)

Speakers are not labelled at moments where it is not clear on the screen who is talking.

Captions cover the spot on the screen that you put the information I need!

Other d/Deaf people welcome to add.

This post brought to you by the fifth video tutorial I could not follow because the bad, auto-generated captions covered what I was trying to watch today.

[esthermika]

this is annoying as hell yeah, but you can also move the captions, make the text and background transparent, or make it bigger., etc. youtube's caption ui settings are pretty comprehensive, but i feel like most people don't even know they exist. the only problem is I think they're pc/web only? idk i don't use youtube on my phone anymore.

[zxbuster-advent]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

horrible fucking partner just said apropos of nothing “and i’ll SUCK, and i’ll FUCK, and i’ll BLOW YOUR BACK OUT” like the big bad wolf.

[ouroborosorder]

Shoutouts to the time I had a severe fever and took benedryl and wanted to listen to feel good inc but couldn’t remember the name. I think I was crying over this