Matt Murdocks only kid. Shocker. Believe me.

Correct. But ☝️ I am simultaneously the little spoon.

I like a little variety.

What.

...Hey Micheal. Uh... nothing to see here.

In fact, just... block my account.

I mean idk why I'm surprised at this point

Mike, you're acting like dad didn't slept with almost everyone.

It still surprises me every once in a while when I find out from people other than him! Usually I'm pretty good at finding out!

devixt

foggy nelson tops matt murdock

Correct. But ☝️ I am simultaneously the little spoon.

I like a little variety.

What.

...Hey Micheal. Uh... nothing to see here.

In fact, just... block my account.

I mean idk why I'm surprised at this point

devixt

foggy nelson tops matt murdock

Correct. But ☝️ I am simultaneously the little spoon.

I like a little variety.

What.

rating schools because I'm bored and all

Kindergarden: 3/10 I don't remember much, the teachers had some unknown beef with me, still don't know why. I used to steal toys a lot tho.

Elementary school: 1/10 the teachers hated my ass, they acted like I'm their worse enemy, sitting still and trying to focus was torture.

Middle school: 0/10 hell no earth, I got bullied a lot. Still number one enemy on my teachers list.

High school aka now: 9/10 low-key peak, the teachers don't want me dead, I ain't bullied, minus point for giving me homework for the summer.

...what high school did you go to...?

"Xavier's the one for mutants."

Oh...yeah that makes sense

"Also minus points because the school keeps getting attacked by sentinels."

#//totally not me referencing my mutant blog :3

I have a friend there who tells me about it sometimes

rating schools because I'm bored and all

Kindergarden: 3/10 I don't remember much, the teachers had some unknown beef with me, still don't know why. I used to steal toys a lot tho.

Elementary school: 1/10 the teachers hated my ass, they acted like I'm their worse enemy, sitting still and trying to focus was torture.

Middle school: 0/10 hell no earth, I got bullied a lot. Still number one enemy on my teachers list.

High school aka now: 9/10 low-key peak, the teachers don't want me dead, I ain't bullied, minus point for giving me homework for the summer.

...what high school did you go to...?

"Xavier's the one for mutants."

Oh...yeah that makes sense

rating schools because I'm bored and all

Kindergarden: 3/10 I don't remember much, the teachers had some unknown beef with me, still don't know why. I used to steal toys a lot tho.

Elementary school: 1/10 the teachers hated my ass, they acted like I'm their worse enemy, sitting still and trying to focus was torture.

Middle school: 0/10 hell no earth, I got bullied a lot. Still number one enemy on my teachers list.

High school aka now: 9/10 low-key peak, the teachers don't want me dead, I ain't bullied, minus point for giving me homework for the summer.

...what high school did you go to...?

endlesss-rain

scarlet48

ARE THEY TWINNING??? 😭😭

luleymiss

"I would give everything to see the sky again."

"Dad's apparently giving birth right now.. yay..Waahoo.. I don't know where he is btw."

@not-a-vigilante

Me either man....that's good to know though 🧍‍♂️🗿

"..the kid is gonna be cooked, I already know it." 😔

I say we should request baby sitting duties

"I don't think our influence is gonna help. But on news apparently we got a brother. Idk I'm getting these from anons."

norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo

Everything is fine don't worry.

Semi-related does Matt have an incompromised safe house?

......what

"Dad's apparently giving birth right now.. yay..Waahoo.. I don't know where he is btw."

@not-a-vigilante

Me either man....that's good to know though 🧍‍♂️🗿

"..the kid is gonna be cooked, I already know it." 😔

I say we should request baby sitting duties

"I don't think our influence is gonna help. But on news apparently we got a brother. Idk I'm getting these from anons."

I mean at least people are keeping you aware 🤷‍♂️

"Dad's apparently giving birth right now.. yay..Waahoo.. I don't know where he is btw."

@not-a-vigilante

Me either man....that's good to know though 🧍‍♂️🗿

"..the kid is gonna be cooked, I already know it." 😔

I say we should request baby sitting duties

"Dad's apparently giving birth right now.. yay..Waahoo.. I don't know where he is btw."

@not-a-vigilante

Me either man....that's good to know though 🧍‍♂️🗿

Has dad given birth yet???

@59thand34thstreetkid

"I DON'T KNOW!!! He's not home."

Damn....keep me updated ig???

Should I tell dad about being vigilante?

absolutely not he doesn't need to know

Noo don't

Yeah sure.

Idk twin

Voting ended onJul 9

The man has the senses of a blood hound how has he not found out????

verygoodlawyer

You're having another kid??? 🫩🧍‍♂️

@59thand34thstreetkid

⠦⠠⠽⠑⠎⠂ ⠰⠠⠔⠁⠍⠲⠴

"Yes, I am."

With who this time???

verygoodlawyer

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"No idea!"