I don't think we're in Nightvale any more~

-Sparrow/Ori -28 (29/12) -Afflicted with chronic Heart, Sleepy and Autoimmunity -UK but like...up north UK -TUMBLR OG (2009) -They/She -Fagdyke guard dog butch -0 tolerance for witch hunts

[nightvaleofficial]

[5amprophet]

Bye

[monsternobility]

when ur friends show u their ocs

[tommy-288]

I brought home dinner for yall

[pathetic-floretic]

What people think BDSM is like:

Dom: lets try this new kink called i will shoot you with a gun. Here we go

Sub: what

What BDSM is actually like

Sub: lets try this new kink called you will shoot me with a gun. Here we go

Dom: what

Sub: please

[ip2lb]

[5amprophet]

for those interested he's at this address getting some mad nordic drip

Lilleakerveien 16, 0283 Oslo, Norway

[creme-meme]

chef’s finally free

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[batch-of-pengwings]

Cracking one of these bad bois open & sharing with my mutuals

'Tis the season

[charlesoberonn]

[chronicallydragons]

Anyone else with chronic pain ever get really absorbed in a project and dissociate from your body while you're working but then you finish and you come back to your body and you're just like AAAAAAAHHH! WHAT'S WRONG?? oh yeah. The horrors. Never mind

[markovchaingang]

"what do you mean 'what is the actual material harm that comes from this that causes it to be bad', you should just know it's bad automatically. it's called having a moral compass" -person whose moral framework consists solely of their knee-jerk emotional impulses

[tam--lin]

Everyone needs three hobbies: one to give you carpel tunnel, one to leave you sore and bruised, and one for your distant relatives to insist you monetize

[squeakitties]

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

[squeakitties]

[junglejim4322]

Idk if people just don’t realize how common it is to have been sexually abused at some point but your casual compliance with blatant apologia marks you as an active danger to at least half of the people you know. And I mean that in their literal minds like they are probably scared of you

[attic-bird]

[marlynnofmany]

*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

[5amprophet]

It's 3am kitty cuddle hours and I'm getting loved on by a soft, warm creature who loves tummy pets and having her toe fluffs tickled. sometimes life is worth it.