Me: Is there anything I can do to help my wife through this coma, doctor?
Doctor: Talk to her about things you both like.
Me: Like a song?
Doctor: Yes.
Me [while sobbing]: ♪♪If ya love me right, we fuck all night, on and on an--
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Me: Is there anything I can do to help my wife through this coma, doctor?
Doctor: Talk to her about things you both like.
Me: Like a song?
Doctor: Yes.
Me [while sobbing]: ♪♪If ya love me right, we fuck all night, on and on an--
And it wasn't any clearer what had driven them apart. They'd each gradually located a different karmic thermal, watching the other glide away, into different fates.
"Does it ever end?"
Of course it does.
It did.
Facebook Knows You're Dumb, Adds "Satire" Tag to Onion Articles
"It can be tough distinguishing real from fake on the Internet, but if you’re an idiot it’s pretty much impossible."
And they said it wouldn't last...
Kanye celebrating his 8 day anniversary.
I came to this 7-11 to get my mom a 3-day-old taquito, but suddenly I'm not so sure.
An idea comes — and you see it, and you hear it, and you know it… We don’t do anything without an idea. So they’re beautiful gifts. And I always say, you desiring an idea is like a bait on a hook — you can pull them in. And if you catch an idea that you love, that’s a beautiful, beautiful day. And you write that idea down so you won’t forget it. And that idea that you caught might just be a fragment of the whole — whatever it is you’re working on — but now you have even more bait. Thinking about that small fragment — that little fish — will bring in more, and they’ll come in and they’ll hook on. And more and more come in, and pretty soon you might have a script — or a chair, or a painting, or an idea for a painting. [They come], more often than not, in small fragments.
David Lynch on the fragmented nature of creativity.
Song of the Now: "So What [Live, 1959]" by Miles Davis One of the most powerful performances I've ever seen. Is it possible to watch this video without getting chills?
Song of the Now: "When You Sleep" by My Bloody Valentine
Song of the Now: "Natsu Nandesu" by Happy End
Song of the Now: "What Ever Happened?" by The Strokes
Song of the Now: "Valentine's Day" by Bruce Springsteen Only The Boss could seamlessly blend heartland-rock with shoegaze this beautifully and effortlessly.
Song of the Now: "Feeling I Get" by Mary Butterworth Group In the Spring of 1968, the legendary Mary Butterworth Group was formed. They played numerous concerts throughout that year around the Southern California area and in 1969, they recorded the one and only album they would ever produce, simply entitled 'Mary Butterworth'. This original, vinyl album was pre-sold to fans and friends only; it was never available to the general public. Shortly thereafter, the group split up and never performed together again. Years passed and rumors spread that Mary Butterworth had made it big. However, that was not the case. What did happen was that one of those original vinyl albums made it into the hands of bootleggers in Tokyo. Recognizing the incredible songwriting and distinctive instrumentation found within the album, they began a sales campaign of their own that swept the city's music scene, and it didn't stop there: The Butterworth album has been bootlegged at least three other times in two different countries. The bootlegging has created a Mary Butterworth following and pushed the price of the original vinyl album to over $1,000.00 per vinyl album. This remarkable band, as tragically short-lived as they were, will continue to be a lasting part of the history of one of the greatest musical movements of all time among admirers of the psychedelic rock/blues scene of the 1960s.
Song of the Now: "The State We're In" by The Chemical Brothers "I never said it was sunshine, but you took it all of the time."
Song of the Now: "Touch [featuring Paul Williams]" by Daft Punk
My personal favorite track out of Daft Punk's amazingly accomplished and eclectic songbook.
Song of the Now: "Pulling Our Weight" by The Radio Dept.
This song is what it feels like to fall in love with someone who you'll never forget.
Businesses should balance profit with preserving natural resources.
Yoshikazu Ono (from the 2011 documentary Jiro Dreams of Sushi).
Homosexuality is evil! Now go twirl around on ice to get a big piece of jewelry.
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