Guys look at how freakin’ cute they are!!! I actually can’t express how happy I am for them

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Guys look at how freakin’ cute they are!!! I actually can’t express how happy I am for them
Blue skies, Sunshine and Alcohol
I wrote a thing about cute drunk giggly Cal inspired by the Cocktail Chats and @5sos-formation
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Calum was a golden glowing ray of sunshine in human form. Even though he could be very serious at times the kid was such a fucking softy and just loved to laugh and smile and spend time with his favorite people. He didn’t need the big parties filled with strangers. He just needed his boys, his dog, his sister and his girl. Add some shots and some dope ass music into the mix and he was perfectly content.
Laying on the lounge chair by the pool, the sun beaming on your skin, you can see that. There he is sitting on the side of the pool, beer in hand, the sun radiating off of his bronze skin. Some of his tattoos being lost in the gleam of light bouncing off of him. His smile shining through the space between you as he burst into a deep boisterous laugh that filled the whole backyard. His eyes squinting shut as his head fell back and he smacked the concrete ground next to him. Whatever Ash said had to be the funniest thing in the fucking universe because Cal looked like he was about to piss himself. His face was red at this point, partly from the sun thats been kissing him and partly from how much he’s been laughing and smiling since everyone got to the house.
“Cal take a breather damn” you chuckle as you laugh at this giant dork across the pool.
“hEY- Heyyyy listen.” he says, still laughing and trying to catch his breathe. “This guy is a fucking comedic genius okay?? I’d give him an award. HEY Ashton, ASH, Ashtonnnnn” Cal is still laughing somehow but calling out to Ashton intently, trying to get his attention. Ashton is staring at him like he’s insane but laughing right along with him, his hands going in the air for a thundering clap that sprinkles water on everyone sitting around them. “Calum, CALLL, WHAT the FUCKKKKK?” Ashton hollers at Calum in the same exact tone as him, his hands going to his hips. He snorts as he laughs in the process his dimples poking deep holes in his cheeks.
“Listen man, dude, dudeeee. I give you all the awards. Comedic genius award. Big dick energy award. Best band mate ever award.” he counts off these imaginary awards on his fingers as he chuckles. Michael starts to splash him, Luke joining right along as they all screech in laughter.
“STOPPP you’re getting water in my beer!! ya filthy animals!!” Calum gets up from the edge of the pool, barely keeping his balance and almost toppling over into the water in the process. His smile never leaving his face.
“Since you guys wanna be DICKS I’m leaving” he shoots them a peace sign as he walks backward towards you. They all use their extra Australian accents to shoo him off while he stumbles over to you.
Watching this whole scene unfold you can’t help but cackle, and Cal shoots you an endearing smile that literally lights up his whole face.
“You are by far the cutest person I have ever seen.” he says sitting down on the edge of the lounge chair, his towering figure not changing much as he sits.
“That goes on the list of ‘the gayest shit you’ve ever said to me’ but you’re cuter.” you joke, reaching your hand out to him so he can fit his in yours. It’s warm and familiar when your hands intertwine and he lays on you his head on your chest as he giggles and lays on your breasts.
“These ‘fun bags’ ,as the American’s say, are quite comfy” he smiles a weird goofy smile as he lays his head on one of your boobs and looks up at you. You give him a little love tap on his forehead as you let out a little laugh and your fingers find their way into his curls like they always do. His locks are barely even damp anymore after sitting in the sun for as long as he was. He was warm, not just because of the sun and the heat but because he’s Calum. Your Calum. he’s always warm, always inviting, always loving, always charming. You’re never uncomfortable with him. You fit together perfectly in every way. Right now as you lay here your fingers running through his curls, massaging his scalp, he hums in contentment. This moment is perfect.
“Babe..” he almost whispers to you. You hum in response preparing for some deep meaningful line about how much he loves you because he tends to do that a lot when he’s drunk.
“Aren’t tits just bags of fat?? Like why are they called fun bags? Melons? Knockers?” he howls in laughter right after he says this, tears forming at the corners of his squinty eyes, his mouth stretching wide to let out the noise and show off his pearly whites. You can’t help but join him, your body shaking as you laugh with him and hug him closer. Catching your breathe you two stare at each other, wiping tears away from your eyes. If you could live this moment with him forever you would. Being infinitely happy in this moment with the love of your life with the sun shining on you both. It’s all you could ever ask for. The sun, some drinks, and your goofball.
Exchange // l.h.
I’ve been thinking about a lot of things lately: bryson tiller, luke hemmings…luke hemmings smoking weed while listening to bryson tiller… here’s the product.If you want to listen to the song, it’s here, but not really necessary (you should though; bryson tiller is amazing)
warnings: smoking, marijuana use, curse words, mild smut
word count: 1,571
This is Exchange, or the one where Luke gets a little high and realizes he’s catching feelings for you all over again.
Keep reading
a/n: lol logged back in after many months of heartbreak and growth and change and i wrote this for @calumsbabylonn because i love them so and they made me realize that im kinda good at writing about these fools
anyway, enjoy a short thing about calums skin bc im a freak!
friday afternoon. dick out. feet splashing.
🌟🌟🌟Some Light Work to bless your feed tonight 🌟🌟🌟 (I met one of my first Internet friends in real life, in person, FOR REAL FOR REAL, today. My heart is full 💘) @grindingoncalumm, love u endlessly 💘
This is so important.
The way she just switched up on the accents are the wave
Dan Radcliffe addresses ‘Fantastic Beasts’ Johnny Depp controversy: ‘Harry Potter’ kicked someone out for weed
Harry Potter star Dan Radcliffe has issued some criticisms against Warner Brothers and the film’s production team for continuing to employ Johnny Depp despite the allegations made against the Grindelwald actor.
“I suppose the thing I was struck by was, we did have a guy who was reprimanded for weed on the [original Potter] film, essentially, so obviously what Johnny has been accused of is much greater than that.”
me @ danrad
enough - l.h.
i went through a pretty shitty breakup this past summer so here’s some sheist inspired by that lmfao (this is gonna be some platonic shit, fyi)
i’m tryna write more, i truly am, but keep getting stuck and don’t wanna use recycled plot lines. If there’s anything at all you want me to write about, shoot me a message!
sometimes im fine and sometimes i think about Ashton’s hand on my thigh as he sings some sick Bruce Springsteen to me 🤷🏽♀️
calum hood - a concept
Making playlists with calum on Spotify. Having one for rainy days, one for days when you’re both together, and one just for turning up. You go from The Japanese House to Blink-182 to Trey Songz to The Weeknd. He knows all the words to Bust It Baby by Piles and will only ever call you his “Hood thang” when you’re in the car together (the pun makes you squirm but it’s cute). You live a life with Calum that is just as vibrant and colorful and diverse as your music tastes, and it just works.
google just made me so emo
oh my god I can’t stop crying
From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. Like…well fucking done Google.
I’m not crying you’re crying
‘I’m pretty sure that the majority of my sexual experiences in my teens and 20’s were done out of politeness’ says Maya, 28. ‘You end up in a situation where you’re worried about offending someone if you don’t go ahead – whether you’ve led them on or what they’ll think about themselves if you back out at the last minute. And in relationships, I’ve had sex when i definitely did not want to but just kind of felt bad about not doing it – what if the other person thought that i thought they were crap in bed or didn’t fancy them anymore?’
https://buff.ly/2nYA2lR
Damn. I knoow this is prevalent in our community 2
It is, babe
Wow. U know its deep to me because that kind of means that house dates or Netflix and chill dates are potentially toxic because there are men that know women will comply/ have sex out of politeness. thats a whole different kind of predatory in my opinion
it’s about 5 am in massachusetts i was listening to Bust It Baby by Piles ft. Ne-Yo and uh i decided i was gonna write again so i guess I'm back thotties
when i was in middle school, i got bullied for being a black fall out boy fan.
literally almost every day of my life these idiots would trash my interests and my personality because of my race.
all because “emo music is white culture”.
if you’re a person of color who’s bullied for their “white” interests, i raise my glass to you and wish you have an amazing day. it will get better, you rule.
if you’re white, you can and are encouraged to reblog this. thank you for being kind and wonderful to kids of color.