What The Fuck

Spencer • 21 • He/Him • Links

[clonepa2]

[problemsleuth]

i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.

[problemsleuth]

unbutton your shirt and show off some cleavage and wear some sexy underwear and maybe then youll feel better.

[problemsleuth]

everything alright over there champ?

[stellarsoular]

[last-to-the-orgy]

[nintendo-wheee]

[propheticwomen]

me & my sisyphus boulder (laundry)

[propheticwomen]

me & my sisyphus boulder (laundry)

[mitskilesbians]

this is basically what coming out is

[hyrude]

it should be free to have a little cat. government subsidized, even. u should get the exact same tax breaks as if u have kids

[valtsv]

i'm going to be the first slut to survive a horror movie

[valtsv]

i'm going to be the first slut in a horror movie with a kill count

[pointnclick]

when there’s a product recall i go from ghosting everyone i know to the town crier

[pointnclick]

hear ye hear ye there is a recall in the us and canada for red and yellow onions due to salmonella

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

did u know: according to scientists, in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria and becomes the haunted house of the cell

[pointnclick]

if a minotaur was hunting me in a maze i would just leave

[nae-nae-supreme]

id fuck him

[rottingfacade]

I’d fuck him too

[elfgender]

Love wins

[ghostzvne]

been getting a lot of mileage out of the phrase “they forgot to put the good in it” when consuming media.

you know when you’re watching something and it has so much potential but ends up falling flat? that’s because the creators made the whole thing and then just forgot to put the good in it. it just doesn’t have any good.

[thememedaddy]

me irl

[snarkysparkyv2]

[femmenietzsche]

When it comes to founding early civilizations, I can’t recommend fertile river valleys highly enough

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

dracula voice i vant to save zis image

[c-130jsuperhercules]

dracula voice vat ze fuck is a vebp

[leatherleaves]

A guest just came by my front desk and said “it’s my husband’s birthday today, make sure you say happy birthday when he comes down!” and I love it so much it reminds me of that post that’s like “if I was dating just some guy I would hype him up so much I would walk in and say here comes the most specialist boy make sure you clap and cheer when he comes in or I’ll blow this whole building up” you know that post, but it literally just happened to me in real life.

[leatherleaves]

Update: they just came back in from eating dinner at a local restaurant I recommended, and I asked the specialist boy in the world how his Special Birthday Dinner was and what he got to eat, and he began to gush about this lasagna he had, and in the background I saw the wife nod in approval that I had acknowledged her Most Specialist Boy’s birthday.