❌❌❌❌❌

[psychwarded]

Me when Luke’s lane gets problematic af

[chickenstab]

*gets extremely offended when my zodiac isn’t associated with the best thing on the list*

[just-shower-thoughts]

If most murder victims know their killer does it mean every time we meet someone new it increases our chance of being murdered?

[fag]

i hate parents that treat their kids like shit and then have the audacity to ask for respect

[daily-showerthoughts]

Follow Yik-Yaks for more.

[michhael-deactivated20170923]

why aren’t 5sos taking a longer break?? like they clearly need it and having like a few weeks off for Christmas is bullshit ???? they need a few months to fucking relax like they never have breaks and it’s clearly hard on them all ? they’re gonna burn out if their management keeps pushing them this hard and NOBODY wants that… michael and ash have already spoken out about up fucked up they’ve gotten from tour life. 99% of the fandom would be perfectly okay if they had a least 2 or 3 months off between touring but they aren’t getting shit, I just want them to be okay.

[5-seconds-of-lostboys-deactivat]

This is one everyone needs to reblog!!

[5sosatemyusername]

ashton: *dates bryanna*

fam: that's awful. bryanna is the worst girl they could date.

luke: *dates arzalea*

fam: we lied. they could do worse than bryanna.

[fivesaucekisses]

Why does no one take the time to notice how intellectual Calum Hood is? This guy sits in fields and reads about the origins of music, has deep talks with people in passing and lives his life so open to new and different ideas just so he can learn more about people and cultures and music as a whole. Like Jesus Christ Calum is honestly so great.

[skibriye]

we underestimate calum so much it hurts

[bagel-in-the-wind]

calum @ every show

calum: this is definitely our favourite show to play me: ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ

[gnarly]

“you’ve changed.” “I know, I’m a transformer.“ 

[replayclifford]

THE WHOLE FANDOM RIGHT NOW OMG ASHTON

[moonemojii]

*studies for 2 minutes*

[stylesgf]

it is unsticking your thighs from plastic chairs season

[lucashemmology-blog]

MOOD: JACK HEMMINGS AF

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

SHIT i forgot to get super hot this summer to surprise everyone

[sheslostinreality]

Being Calum’s Girlfriend would include:

To your family/friends: “Everyone this is my boyfriend, Calum”

“I love you” whispers to one another

Lots of cuddling in private and in public

“You look HOT babe” - Cal

Joining 5 Seconds of Summer on tour

Chilling in the 5SOS tour bus

Sharing a bunk on tour

Sex on the tour bus

Sex in the hotel room

Sex in the dressing room

“Just not my bunk” - luke “too late”

RJ RJ RJ

“Babe take a picture of me and RJ” “Calum you have like 50 pictures of RJ on your phone and like 2 of me.”

“Is it normal to be jealous of a dog?” - you

Interviewer to Calum: “Who do you love more: RJ the tour dog or your girlfriend, Y/N?” *Calum hesitates* “I have to say my girlfriend otherwise I’ll get in trouble so”

Matching Resting Bitch Faces

Fans adoring you

Taking photos and getting to know fans

Backstage passes for you and your friend and free tickets all. the. time.

Wearing their band merch

FREE BAND MERCH

Morning strolls 

Banter banter banter

Calum all sweaty after a concert “Gimme a hug babe” “Ew no gross get away from me”

HANGING OUT WITH MALI-KOA HOOD YO!

Calum giving the middle finger to paps when you’re out in public

Cal defending you on social media

SHOUT OUTS TO YOU DURING CONCERTS

Lots of calling and facetiming because calum can’t text to save his life

deep conversations

SONGS WRITTEN FOR/ABOUT YOU