50 reasons to love Ashton
1. He listens to third eye blind unironically
2. He is fuckinā funny as hell
3. He takes no shit. Talk shit, and he will @ u on twitter. He will @ ur family. Watch out bitch
4. His relatable KFC past
5. He is so loving and he really cares how people are going to respond to him and what he says. He is thoughtful and considerate.
6. His tweets are so lovely and uplifting and thoughtful
7. He is so wise. He is learning so much as he is traveling the world and as he grows and he is so open in sharing his knowledge with everyone else in any way he can.
8. He would suck a fart out of Calumās ass
9. His love for his family is so sweet. He raised his lil siblings and he did such a good job and he is so proud of them and they are so proud of him. He is such a family man and itās so sweet
10. His love for 80s and 90s pop, rock, and pop punk is iconic
11. Seriously his music taste crazy as fuck he listens to Electric Light Orchestra but also he listens to edgelord music. itās incredible
12. He is so sweet to fans when he meets them and heās so funny and remember that vine where he sang a potato flew around my room
13. Heās smart in unconventional ways. Maybe he isnāt book smart but that doesnāt mean he isnāt smart in a thousand other ways
14. Heās the dad father of 5sos. like their actual biological dad but also their daddie
15. He probably eats kale every day
16. Boi when he whips out them drum sticks all bets are off. everyone is doomed
17. He shares so much with us and he doesnāt have to but he does because he loves us and he wants us to know
18. He is so bright. Heās like sunshine. He is so positive and he always brings the mood of everything up.
19. tadpoles are baby turtles
20. his saved songs on spotify range from dad band to goofy goober rock to canāt fight the moonlight by leann rimes
21. he posts so muchā¦ like even when theyāre on break. he is the best 5sos update account
22. he stans his own band. listens to their music. saves it on spotify
23. have u seen his thighs? like have u seen them. theyāre the size of my head. i wish i was like resting between them constantly. likeā¦. i guessā¦ thatās not a legit reason to love him but also? yes it is.
24. he is so funny i already said this but iām saying it again
25. he keeps everything together. the band, the fansā¦ā¦ my life
26. heās so supportive of other artists
27. his smile > the beatles
28. heās so talented likeā¦ not only drumming but now heās learning guitar and he can sing??? like boy got pipes??? name one drummer other than nick jonas that can sing. ASHTOn. HEāS THE ONLY ONE
29. he really tries to be open minded about everything and he is learning more and more as the days go by and thatās something to be very proud of
30. he is literally the sun without him we would die
31. he understands what itās like to go through itā¢ and he tries to tweet out good vibes to people in those hard times and he tries to make people feel less alone
32. he got through the damn suitcase fiasco. he got through all the shit he went through. heās still getting through it and heās so fuckin strong
33. heās likeā¦ a 40 year old and a 5 year old at the same time
34.Ā he also paints his nails bc hyper masculinity is bullshit
35. heās good to people even if they arenāt good to him
36. his life advice is solid as hell and heās very influential
37. remember the fuckin grass-fed fabio era that was the life
38. his hairā¦ itās likeā¦ itās likeā¦. i donāt knowā¦ i canāt put it into words but holy [bleep]
39. good itās entertaining
40. remember that kid in the orange shirt who kept beating the shit out of ashton in the hey everybody vid even after they stopped rolling. ashton just laid there and took it. same
41. interviewer: āhave u ever seen each other nakedā *ashton holds up a yes* interviewer: āhave u ever been impressed by what youāve seen on another band member?ā *ashton holds up a yes and is the only one who holds up yes*ā¦.. .ā¦ .heās the only real one
42. imagine him slapping u with his giant hand. like that alone is reason enough to give him ur left kidney
43. dammit this fucking nipple
44. did i mention that heās funny as hell. o wait yea. 3 times
45. um his fashion sense tho
46. heād probably share his food with u even if it was really good
47. he is such a selfless and kind dude like i cannot stress this enough
48. heād give his left lung for his band
49. he doesnāt look at other people as competition he looks at everyone as his friend and he just wants to get along with them and watch them succeed
50. HE IS PRECIOUS HE IS A GEM HE IS LITERAFLDSLFY EVERYTHING WE DONāT DESERVE
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