Cosmic Funnies

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Game of Thrones Daily
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Jules of Nature
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occasionally subtle
Three Goblin Art

Kiana Khansmith
Claire Keane
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
wallacepolsom
dirt enthusiast

shark vs the universe
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Acquired Stardust
trying on a metaphor
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@63inchestall
baby: m..m...
me: omg! the babies first words!!
baby: m..m..mmm
me: say momma!
baby: mission report, December 16, 1991
“how long are you gonna be petty”
best bts lyrics
“adios middle school”
“abcdefgh hakuna matata”
“your face is fresh like a salad”
“you dont need your airplane mode”
“domain dopeman.com”
“if time is a stock called you i would invest”
“im not even drunk but i pretend to be drunk and act cute”
“please call me ill buy you food”
“after fighting my hormones all day ill pop my pimple”
“stop playing hard to get before i kick you in the butt”
“she is my religion so i can call her she-sus”
why glasses suck
they’re always dirty. like w hat the fuck what is coming into contact with my face? why are they so fucking dirty? wha t the fuck
3D movies
dont ever fuckin lose them bc good luck tryin to find ANYTHING without them on
roller coasters
idk why but like?? children really like to take them off of you??? and play with them??? wh y
the rain
steamy bathrooms/kitchens/anywhere with an unnecessary abundance of steam
tfw u can feel ur prescription getting weaker on you
why are people so surprised when celebrities say problematic things? how many problematic things do you say in a single week? please stop pretending celebrities are flawless celestial deities. it is a form of dehumanization.
snsd: you think you’re real cool (you’re not)
me: bicth!! u right!
someone fucking threw our cup into space can you believe that shit
Alcohol will only make a person cheat if they’d considered doing it while sober. Being drunk changes your behavior, not your morals.
*Mic drop*
how does ed manage to look perfect in every single picture that get’s taken of him
if you’re having a bad day here is a baby polar bear being tickled
soils extracted from different parts of the sahara desert
b*tch I thought this was a bronzer!!!!!!!
doctor: well its a boy, have you decided on a name yet?
me: my son has no teeth
doctor: thats normal for a newborn sir
me: how will my child survive
me: bae I want to try out something different tonight (;
gf: what is it? (;
me: It's gonna be rough ((;
gf: I'm down babe lets try it! (;
me: *hands her boxing gloves* square up
anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars
A guide to washing machine / laundry symbols.