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when I say I'm bisexual in the "I'm bisexual even though I have never felt any desire to be romantically involved with someone of any gender, and have never liked someone romantically or just in general have never had a crush on anyone" way what does that make me

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This popped into my head and it was too funny not to draw

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first meeting

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your daily dose of shitty subnautica memes

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Ryland Grace X Y/N incorrect quotes

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Grace, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?

Y/N, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.

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Y/N: What are you two arguing about this time?

Grace: They’re always using common phrases incorrectly!

Rocky: Cry me a table, Grace.

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Grace: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Y/N: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Grace: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Y/N: Is it working?

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Y/N: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Grace: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

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Rocky: You need a hobby.

Grace: I have a hobby!

Rocky: Fawning over Y/N isn’t a hobby.

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Y/N: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Grace: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

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extremely big fan of depicting a change in rocky's emotions by turning him into ball. I am not immune to a little silly

also extremely big fan of the Other options for this: photo of Real Actual Rock, and photo of James Ortiz The Actor

Rest in peace Anthony Head. From Buffy to Repo to Rocky Horror, you've been in some of my favourite media ever. Hope your afterlife is as rocking as you were 🙏🤟

#buffy the vampire slayer #anthony head #rip legend #repo the genetic opera #rocky horror picture show

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Simon as Ophelia 😋

My art of my fav kitty :3

#cyberpunk 2077 #nibbles cyberpunk #art

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Human Grace finds out that Eridian Grace grows and gets heavier very fast

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i like when eridians describe grace in other-worldly, incorporeal, eldritch ways. that he's beautiful and terrifying at the same time. a horror you can't look away from because you don't want to miss a thing.

you can never get a clear listen to him. his primary sense node is covered in "hair" and the part that isn't is hidden by two crystals that refract sound waves in a pleasing but disorienting way. he covers his body in billowy cloth at all times. not snug and sensible and unobstructive like eridian coverings, but loose and layered, draped and flowing.

the most clear part of him are his internal organs. because yes, the alien's carapace isn't sound-proof. his single heart beats insistingly in his core, his lungs exchanging gas constantly, his long digestive tract always bubbling and contracting. his thorax is packed impossibly tight and it's all moving and singing.

and it shouldn't be possible, with how fragile he is, for that internal pressure to maintain. how does the thin membrane of his external organ (another horror that sends eridians reeling) keep it all contained? his "skin" is so easily pierced, cut, bruised, burnt, how does he not split open under his own mass?

when savior rocky first arrived home and described the environmental needs of his alien, the scientists thought he'd made a mistake in his frantic panic to get everything out. it isn't possible this being lives at such low atmospheric pressure, at half the gravity, and in a gas that's nearly double the weight of ammonia. in a gas so dangerous, so caustic. and if it does then how is it obligately terrestrial like rocky claims? shouldn't it fly or float instead? (and then to see it in the water, learning that it can float or sink at will.)

and this alien has come bearing gifts that will not only save your species but launch it into impossible heights of technological and intellectual advancement. he has discovered the solution to astrophage and bred it to thrive on threeworld and translated his instructions into eridian. he has given your people the complete sum of his people's knowledge, advanced in ways the eridians can't believe and behind in ways that seem ludicrous. and he has given his life for your people to have these things.

he knows how your solar system was formed. he knows how the universe started.

his name means beautiful and generous and relieving.

the eridians experiencing cosmic bliss.

be not afraid.