[stinktube]

some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

[khfanforall]

[animentality]

kicking a hornets nest.

[docilepillow]

just born yesterday. me and my dumb fuck life

[teaboot]

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

[justlightmeonfire]

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

[teaboot]

Also the amulet

[sustancy]

[bintro]

​i’m such a fake idgafer everything bothers me tbh

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[transgenderization]

i like videogames

[bungerc0re]

you are a bad person

[transgenderization]

i like toys and playing. and sweets

[bungerc0re]

you piss me off so much every day

[frankiedotbiz]

depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal

[frankiedotbiz]

do you think steam just magically comes out of nowhere im so sick of these people who dont understand steampunk it makes me want to get into my submersible bathysphere and never reemerge

[thedarkqueensreblogs]

Steam. Is. Water. Coal. Makes. Smoke.

[frankiedotbiz]

what is the coal doing to the water

[dkpsyhog]

Makes sense to me

[abyssaldyke]

*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[piendish]

sad day in the new’s

[horriblewarlock]

DEVIOUS GNOME WAITS TO AMBUSH TRAVELLERS

[transpigeon]

[catasters]

[re-peysi]

[exceptionerroralex]

[burymedeeper]

[lucifers-simp]

Update from Alex Hirsch's instagram

[xtroor]

All roads unfortunately lead back to tumblr.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Theyre selling Hondas on my post

[catasters]

[prguitarman]

[sparrow-va]