Ascii Shark

"My name is Gwen" - Gwen, 2026 | I love lots of stuff | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️|

[bunniope]

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

[iamoutofideas]

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

[bunniope]

this is all that's left.

[iamoutofideas]

this is all that's left.

[676f6f62796777656e]

had a very social night last, and social day today, and got so sleepy i took like three naps by 6pm. honestly extremely satisfying

[boringkate]

You can tell that kids these days are messed up because Outlier George (who's structurally incentivised to rage bait 10,000 times a day on his podcast and social media) is saying the kinds of polarizing and sexually regressive things that used to be able to go completely unsaid back in the good old days (when all normie agreed they were true).

[deadpowol]

[rockstarsuperheat-archive-deact]

[sailatina3]

[ooppo]

I'm no longer having "what if I won the lottery" fantasies anymore, I'm on isekai levels of delusional fantasies nowadays. Get me the hell out of here

[ooppo]

Are you saying that you're going to get Isekai'd as an Isekai vehicle to come and Isekai me. . . ?

[ooppo]

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

[dilfsisko]

Racism against Indians is actually a little insane when you consider how widespread it is even among liberals and leftists . Even people who consider themselves to be progressive will laugh at call center or tech support jokes. All scammers are inherently indian. It’s okay to laugh at jokes making fun of Indians for their feelings towards animals or how they drive. India is inherently backwards and dirty so it’s okay to make jokes about getting food poisoning from even looking at indian food

[676f6f62796777656e]

if i was a Pokémon, i'd be a super normal one like bulbasaur. but my trainer would think i was maybe a different pokémon in disguise, cause my behavior would be juuust slightly atypical, and i'd say "Bulbasaur" with an accent. the evidence would, of course, all agree that i was bulbasaur, and other pokémon would act like i was just a regular bulbasaur. but its impossible to prove a negative, right? and late at night my trainer would test me, throwing fruit at me suddenly to see if my vines react wrong, or calling me a different name than usual. i'd be mostly oblivious to this though, and i'd actually be really happy with my life. and this would continue until team aqua wiped all land from the face of the earth, which is crazy because i'd literally be bulbasaur

[femboy-c-cups]

Nomadic merchants from a far off land would have you believe water from the lake of rot is undrinkable, all so they can sell these "preserving" ""boluses""... Preserving what exactly? not our way of life i say!! #yummyrot #savethelakeofrot

[676f6f62796777656e]

there's this running bit i do at work where if anyone mentions winning the lottery i'll pretend to think really hard and say "Y'know, if I won the lottery I know exactly what I'd do with it! I'd sell my house, quit my job, and by large plot of land in Saskatchewan. There I'd hire a crew to dig a 6ft by 6ft by 6ft hole in the ground" usually at this point i get cut off though, so nobody really knows why i'd be doin that. sad.

[tgirlmaomao]

its crazy how nobodys made a good console since the wii

[tgirlmaomao]

i dont even believe this or anything its just a line my girlfriend uses on any woman over twenty seven

[catgirl-kaiju]

try not to laugh for 10,000 years challenge ends in failure when on the 3,652,424th day a delightful tumbling beetle causes me to chuckle whistfully

[stardial]

and BY THE WAY it is my birthday!!!!!!!! i’m turning

[dumbdoegirl]

self actualization is awesome i love being a girl ppl can hate me all they want it doesn’t even matter cuz they’re hating a pretty girl. im literally pretty. why would i care what you have to say.

[676f6f62796777656e]

what's really crazy is that no matter what situation you put them in, people really do always have a kid about it

[charl0ttan]

girl who doesnt know that you can tie your shoes so whenever her shoes come untied she puts on a brand new pair from a big sack like santa claus and she leaves the old ones where they fell like reaper overwatch