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[cheese24k]

[rihali]

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

[jetago]

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

[wasvietnamase-deactivated201409]

lukeisadamnpenguin

[fackinghemmings]

*calums nudes* *derpcon* *ashton might have a tongue piercing* And I’m just like:

[69ingonedirection]

Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.

Me: *turns up music*

Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!

Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.

Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?

Me:

Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?

Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.

Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.

Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?

Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.

Lady cop: I can make that happen.

Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!

Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.

Entire train: *applauds*

[m-nsuga]

this might be my favorite picture of calum LOOK AT HIM OH MY gOD

[cyaluke-deactivated20131020]

reblog this or ashton irwin won’t cuddle with you.

[heartbreakirwin]

i’m not taking any chances

[heartachelucas]

i tried scrolling past this, but nope.

[winw7n]

never ever???

[soccermums]

A+ gif use right there

[teenagerockers-blog]

2nd time rebbloging this today frick u im not taking any chances

[ashtows]

stop bringing this back u fuckers

[fangirling-is-what-i-do-best]

Tumblr, I’m getting real tired of your shit Sincerely, Me

[backupstyles]

ITS HAPPENING!!

[niallshipsdontliefan-blog]

remeber these days

[simmer-down-and-lemme-kiss-you]

Pass it on!!!

[goldenbalenciaga]

When 5sos or 1D think it’s okay to drop big news in the middle of the night……..

[stigmartyr762]

[silversora-deactivated20190324]

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

[reversedxskunk-deactivated20210]

Fuck you Ashton Irwin

[simmer-down-and-lemme-kiss-you]

Pass it on!!!

[novakian]

coming this fall

[everkings]

Yes good more hiatus

[deancentric-deactivated20150116]

guys it’s been one day

i’m worried

[ninjachameleon]

I relate to Kira's awkwardness very well.

[gelatins]

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

[ninjachameleon]

#selfie #on #a #rainy #day

[heartbreakirwin]

'We're a serious band!'