I'm Just Going To Go Ahead And Apologize

21 Aquarius. High. Bi. FL

[forever]

i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

[goodsuggestions]

only 1% of people can name these everyday objects

[carpeted]

worth a shot

[lesbianmooncolony-deactivated20]

remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

@ girls w deep voices: excellent work

[hello2246164345-deact]

[poisongrrrl]

[trashcanniballecter]

Y'all wanna see a weird cucumber illuminati cup I found at the thrift shop?

[trashcanniballecter]

Cucumber illuminati cup

[spelunk]

ihop stands for international house of pussy

[phoenixheir]

No it doesn’t

[spelunk]

yes it does

[997]

What do you do for a living

i try my best

[arewetumbling]

“You know who’s gonna give you everything? Yourself.”

— (via flhaws)

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails

[connerys]

Love in the Afternoon (1957) dir. Billy Wilder

[dutchster]

life may be rough but boobs are really really soft

[bebemoon]

my god, please treat those around you gently 

[ohheyitsajx]

Medusa fragment ring. 14KY. By Sofia Ajram (source)

[twerklina]

[softchad]

[soulsingerinasessionband]