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also terribly sorry about the mental breakdown posts. they will continue until I tire myself out

How To Come To Terms With The Fact That Your Parents Accidentally Didn’t Feed You Enough (?)

#I don’t know why. because like I was fat #but I’ve been going through restrictive ed recently #and the exhaustion I feel is the same as when I was a kid #tw eating disorder #they fed me. I think it was probably a nutrient absorption thing #they blamed the computer but even without it I was so tired #that I wanted to just stay inside and read #but then why was I craving straight up butter. I don’t LIKE straight up butter

bisexualwario

probuccalfat

i don’t know how incels can even exist… like bro stop calling them foids and get a scuba certification or get really into rock climbing. some woman somewhere will think yeah sure why not i’ll spare some pussy

probuccalfat

almost every woman i know is always like “the hottest thing about him is that he has a passion and a hobby in the outdoors” i’m pretty sure a woman would fuck like a ratty 5’6” dude with temple recession and a beer gut if he was a snowboarder. matter of fact i’ve seen it 5 or 6 times. i’m pretty sure y’all are voluntarily involuntary celibates for the e-clout and e-community

april

cats are really good at looking at things. very useful

april

having two cats essentially means you have a bug and rodent triangulation system. if they are both looking somewhere you know for damn sure there is some unauthorised fucking thing there.

chickenfarmersan

yougottabeniceforwhat

desiccantdonoteat

needlepointcursewords

notsoterriblymisanthropic

the one addition that truly makes this clip even more powerful is knowing that Mr Sterling is this guy:

I am in awe trying to imagine the sheer levels of non sequiturs they would be able to produce together.

bogleech

New reaction meme just dropped

sawed-on-shotgun

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

i’ll fucking get you

fuuuuuuck💔💔💔

bro tried to trip me

it's so funny when men try to act like walter white is a stoic badass when he spends 50% of the show's run time looking like this

punished-venom-solitair-e

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

gardenofeden5457

.world's largest excavator- nay, world's largest vehicle- the bagger 288

.also, scale reference! just the wheel is 70 feet in diameter

ceruinus

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

hyenaswine

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

hyenaswine

this is true, but it is not bioessentialist. both cis & trans men WILL see a mouse & eat it. this is because it is in their best interest to eat mice. they benefit from eating mice. this is essential to their class position, not their biological makeup.