let the ultraviolet cover me up

lark, mid 20s, white, autistic (you can probably guess my current special interest), adhd, tme they/themme, guy who likes music

[soulsingerinasessionband]

Gave myself a bald spot two weeks before starting work at a middle school award

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

SpongeBob wouldn’t let me see my parents when I was younger

[shigure]

🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

fav thing to hold

fruit

vegetables

keys

candy

soup

something else/not a bowl

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2024

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME

[ballgame]

[romi-tls]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[soulsingerinasessionband]

also terribly sorry about the mental breakdown posts. they will continue until I tire myself out

[soulsingerinasessionband]

How To Come To Terms With The Fact That Your Parents Accidentally Didn’t Feed You Enough (?)

[bisexualwario]

[probuccalfat]

i don’t know how incels can even exist… like bro stop calling them foids and get a scuba certification or get really into rock climbing. some woman somewhere will think yeah sure why not i’ll spare some pussy

[probuccalfat]

almost every woman i know is always like “the hottest thing about him is that he has a passion and a hobby in the outdoors” i’m pretty sure a woman would fuck like a ratty 5’6” dude with temple recession and a beer gut if he was a snowboarder. matter of fact i’ve seen it 5 or 6 times. i’m pretty sure y’all are voluntarily involuntary celibates for the e-clout and e-community

[april]

cats are really good at looking at things. very useful

[april]

having two cats essentially means you have a bug and rodent triangulation system. if they are both looking somewhere you know for damn sure there is some unauthorised fucking thing there.

[chickenfarmersan]

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[desiccantdonoteat]

[needlepointcursewords]

[notsoterriblymisanthropic]

the one addition that truly makes this clip even more powerful is knowing that Mr Sterling is this guy:

I am in awe trying to imagine the sheer levels of non sequiturs they would be able to produce together.

[bogleech]

New reaction meme just dropped

[sawed-on-shotgun]

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

[meowpilled]

i’ll fucking get you

[iphigeniacomplex]

fuuuuuuck💔💔💔

[elliespectacular]

bro tried to trip me

[dreadwife]

it's so funny when men try to act like walter white is a stoic badass when he spends 50% of the show's run time looking like this

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

[gardenofeden5457]

.world's largest excavator- nay, world's largest vehicle- the bagger 288

.also, scale reference! just the wheel is 70 feet in diameter

[ceruinus]

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery