pls send me grocery money

Brah fuck it im just die

[punpunichu]

Visit Original Link

Jaws Theme (Disco Version)

Finally I can use this gif

[kingcheddarxvii]

I’ve been sitting here for five minutes trying to think of a way to articulate what I’m feeling but I am too lost in the funky shark rhythm

[grawly]

[rakshaasa-archive-deactivated20]

@xotlacueponi

[chainsxwsmile]

[unclefather]

[unclefather]

me: and I think a good soup can really make a meal. Like serving just the right soup can really accent what you’ve cooked so well.

the man who is trying to fill up his car with gas: I’ll keep that in mind

[unclefather]

[deactivated-blog]

Looks like a cinnamon roll but actually WILL kill you: Rey

Looks like a cinnamon roll and actually is a cinnamon roll: Kylo

[fwuitgummi]

He like killed his dad

[m1911s-and-power-rises]

Y’all still really doing this in 2019 huh

[maculategiraffe]

me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs

Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer

me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!

Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!

me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now

Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!

[cwicseolfor]

The notion of KonMari as some creepy semi-embodied but entirely benevolent spirit, like a well-intentioned Bloody Mary, is so perfect and wonderful.

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

[wariofan63]

Therapist: Donkey Kong will not briskly walk diagonally into your house. That’s just not a realistic thought.

Donkey Kong:

[gaypeopletwitter]

[sleepallsummer]

archeologists: are you wearing the- 500-year-old skeleton found in the london river: the chanel boots? yeah i am

[themano-deactivated20190925]

aren’t you all like….tired…of being obnoxious about the avengers

[themano-deactivated20190925]

[fandomshateblackpeople]

[onceler-vore-fanfic]

[mistyarcana]

Spidere..,

{x x x} {x x x} {x x x}

[strifesolution]

in this house we stan simon lane

[strifesolution]

in this house we stan simon lane

[mistyarcana]

                                                   I’m Babey

For @6ooty (They asked me as a joke but bruh moment)

{x x x} {x x x} {x x x}

[coughloop]

me at the crack of dawn setting up my fishing rod

[gay-slime]

What the fuck is petrified oak

Why is it scared

[gay-slime]

WHYS IT SCARED

[darkbrook-mc]

you fucked up a perfectly good oak slab is what you did. look at it. it’s got anxiety