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Jfc I’ve been reduced to sobbing by a watercolor owl.

jakey-beefed-it

Let me tell you about one of my high school friends’ old Dungeons and Dragons PCs.

Olaf Olafson was your pretty straightforward Northman Barbarian type. Huge, strong, pale, red-haired and with a tremendous beard. What made Olaf special was the little things.

Despite living in a world with clerical magic, demons, and other powerful alignment-based Outsiders, Olaf was an atheist. This was because his people believed the last world had already ended and the gods went with it (basically post-Ragnarok). All that was left were ‘spirits’. Powerful spirits. Who could grant deific magic. But they weren’t gods, and you didn’t have to worship them- in fact you shouldn’t, because it would just inflate their already swollen egos.

Despite being an enormous, frightening, powerful man with dubious hygeine and a propensity for going literally berserk in combat, Olaf was a gentle fellow in towns and villages, had a deep fondness for small fluffy animals and children, and was a generous tipper.

Olaf liked to drink. Not mead, but wine. He liked to sip it. It made him feel ‘civilized’. He never drank it quickly enough to get drunk. His meals almost invariably consisted of “Wine. Meat. Cheese.” Which was what he would order in literally every tavern. They’d ask him to clarify, what sort of wine? What sort of meat? What sort of- Olaf would raise a hand and repeat, slowly, as if to a fool: “Wine. Meat. Cheese.”

Olaf spoke broken common, more or less Hulk-speak, referred to himself in the third person almost exclusively, all that fun stuff. Then we had a story arc where I sent them up to Olaf’s homeland, where everyone spoke ‘Northman’ or whatever the hell I called it. While up there, he was incredibly fluent. Even poetic. “My brothers! I have returned from the decadent lands of the south, bearing riches and glory, and tales of great deeds!” The other players caught on and talked like a pack of movie Frankensteins, barely able to communicate in the foreign tongue.

For a long time, Olaf was the most financially stable member of the party. Because he bought a tavern in their home-base-town, hired the senior barmaid/waitress lady to be the manager, and funneled the profits back into the business. He kept his adventuring money and his tavern money separate, except when he would sometimes spend adventuring money to expand the tavern.

There’s not a lot to do in 3rd edition with skill ranks when you’re a barbarian, so eventually Olaf sank a point into Healing on a lark. A few sessions later, they captured an important enemy NPC, but he’d lost an arm in the fighting and was about to die. Their cleric had been captured and their NPC paladin wasn’t around, either. There was no magical healing available, and no one else had any ranks in healing. The dude was about to die, and take with him the knowledge of where their friends had been taken. Olaf- with a single rank in Healing I remind you -offered to save his life in exchange for the location, and the guy agreed. Olaf then stuck a sword in the fire, said “Olaf see this once,” and cauterized the wound.

It worked, of course. I didn’t even make him roll. I was too busy trying not to piss myself laughing. “Olaf see this once.” Jesus Christ.

kaermuire

goodbye, halcyon days | a mega-mix of every bleach op & ed ever

i. asterisk [orange range] ii. life is like a boat [rie fu] iii. thank you!! [home made kazoku] iv. d-technolife [uverworld] v. houkiboshi [younha] vi. happy people [skoop on somebody] vii. ichirin no hana [high and mighty color] viii. life [yui] ix. my pace [sunset swish] x. tonight, tonight, tonight [beat crusaders] xi. hanabi [ikimono gakari] xii. movin!! [takacha] xiii. rolling star [yui] xiv. baby it’s you [june] xv. sakura biyori [mai hoshimura] xvi. alones [aqua timez] xvii. tsumasaki [oreskaband] xviii. daidai [chatmonchy] xix. after dark [asian kung-fu generation] xx. tane wo maku hibi [kosuke atari] xxi. kansha [rsp] xxii. chu-bura [kelun] xxiii. orange [lil’b] xxiv. gallop [pe’zmoku] xxv. velonica [aqua timez] xxvi. hitohira no hanabira [stereopony] xxvii. sky chord [tsuji shion] xxviii. shoujo s [scandal] xxix. kimi wo mamotte, kimi wo aishite [sambomaster] xxx. mad surfer [kenichi asai] xxxi. anima rossa [porno graffiti] xxxii. sakurabito [sunset swish] xxxiii. tabidatsu kimi e [rsp] xxxiv. change [miwa] xxxv. stay beautiful [diggy-mo] xxxvi. echoes [universe] xxxvii. ranbu no melody [sid] xxxviii. last moment [spyair] xxxix. song for… [rookiez is punk’d] xl. blue [vivid] xli. aoi tori [fumika] xlii. haruka kanata [unlimits] xliii. harukaze [scandal] xliv. re:pray [aimer] xlv. mask [aqua timez] xlvi. sen no yoru wo koete [aqua timez] xlvii. hikari no rock [sambomaster] xlviii. koyoi, tsuki ga miezu tomo [porno graffiti] xlix. save the one, save the all [tm revolution] l. number one [hazel fernandes]

flaggermousse

Chopper fell into the water!

he’s a devil fruit user, he can’t swim! someone save him! Zoro, Sanji, Usopp, Nami -

NOT YOU.

Melissa: also grimmjow is best motivator wtf man

Leader-sama: HAHAHA

Leader-sama: "stop moving so I can hurt you"

Leader-sama: oh okai my bad

Melissa: yes exactly

Melissa: after all the shitty things i've done to u

Melissa: this is how u behave

Leader-sama: such ungrate

Melissa: ichigo is the worst

mehreenkasana

If, for instance, a fourteen-year-old girl says, “So we, like, um, went to the pizza place, but the, uh, you know—the guy?—said, like, no, so we were, like, O.K., so we, uh, decided that we’d go to, like, a coffee shop, but, uh, Colette can’t—she has, like, a gluten thing. You know what I mean? So that’s, like, why we came home, and, um, you know, would you, like, make us eggs?” To a sensitized listener, who recognizes the meaning of the circumlocutions, the nuanced space between language and event, the sentence really means: “So we tried, as it were, to go and enjoy a pizza, but the, so to speak, maître d’ of the establishment claimed—a statement that we were in no social position to dispute—that there was, so to speak, ‘no room for us at the inn.’ And then Colette insisted—and far be it for me either to contest or endorse her self-diagnosis—that she could not eat wheat-based food, so, knowing full well that it is likely to be irksome and ill-timed, could you feed us with scrambled eggs?” The point of the “likes”s and other tics is to supply the information that there is a lot more information not being offered, and that the whole thing is held at a certain circumspect remove. It didn’t happen exactly this way, and, of course, one might quibble with a detail here or there, but this is the gist of what happened. Each “like” is a Jamesian “as it were.”

Adam Gopnik, The Conscientiousness of Kidspeak

mr uchachasan: EXCUSE U KISAME

mr uchachasan: BARGING IN LIKE THAT

mr uchachasan: cue Ino being all

mr uchachasan: ITACHI STOP THAT MAN BEFORE HE EATS OUR BABY

Leader-sama: HAHAHAH

Leader-sama: omfg pls do that

Leader-sama: "ITACHI HE'S GOING TO EAT THE BABY!"

Leader-sama: Itachi in other room

mr uchachasan: LOOOOOOOOOOL

mr uchachasan: omg

Leader-sama: slowly puts down book

mr uchachasan: poor kisame

Leader-sama: "wtf is she on about now.. COMING DEAR"

Leader-sama: comes out with apron on

Leader-sama: 'worlds sexiest dad'

Leader-sama: "..."

mr uchachasan: hsjDSFHKHDFKJ

mr uchachasan: HAHHAHA

mr uchachasan: kisame being like

mr uchachasan: "..."

mr uchachasan: "u're on a mission, rite"

mr uchachasan: "u're supposed to trick that lady, rite"

Leader-sama: "u had a kid for the mission rite?"

mr uchachasan: "where did u get that kid he looks a lot like u"

Leader-sama: "deep DEEP undercover"

mr uchachasan: "where'd u buy him"

Leader-sama: "kakuzu selling kids?"

mr uchachasan: Kisame: *doesnt believe itachi actually married this whackjob

mr uchachasan: Kisame: *concludes it must be for mission

mr uchachasan: Kisame: Itachi-san is very thorough

mr uchachasan: "No... That's actually my son. And that's my wife"

mr uchachasan: "................................."

mr uchachasan: "hahaha!! good one, itachisan!"

Leader-sama: "u joker u"

Leader-sama: "is this a puppet?"

Leader-sama: shakes the baby

Leader-sama: tries to find off switch

mr uchachasan: Kisame: *thumps itachi's back

mr uchachasan: Kisame: you're so funny

peach-n-key

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oh my god i was looking for like 20 minutes for the correct speed for this song and i couldnt find it anywhere

you’re welcome

the-queen-of-thedas

Bull and Solas’s chess match.

rosenrotxiii

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video. Solas only loses one pawn yet lots of his other pieces. He sacrifices his queen and uses a pawn to checkmate Bull. The immortal game…

sternenreigen

Amazing…

pakalu-papito

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