Space_Jester

I am a jester doing tomfoolery in space

[girldickdotcom]

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

[redstonedust]

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

[doggirlcomet]

[plushpyth]

my little sister is 5 by the way and she is fuckign hilarious im literally crying rn

[plushpyth]

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

[cryptidsydario]

You understand

[commandersheena]

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

[drizzit]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this post!

[foxes-in-love]

[justafortunateson]

[paralol]

HOW WOULD YOU GO ABOUT DYING THAT MUCH HAIR 

HOW MUCH HAIR DYE WOULD YOU NEED 

[d-o-llf-a-ce]

We are going to say it takes 3 containers for a foot of hair, along with the thickness of her hair. Takig in those that factor along with the fact that Rapunzel’s hair is approx. 70 feet (canonically), that makes 70 x 3 =

210

She would need 210 containers of hairdye.

[themagentacolor]

That’s a lot. Wonder how much it cost?

[alexandragrace]

Well hair die costs $6.99 at Walmart. Let’s round that up to $7.00. So multiply 210 containers by 7 dollars and you get $1,470.

It would cost her around $1,500 to die all her hair blue

[mortaljpg]

tumblr: solving the worlds problems one by one this is great

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

IT GETS WORSE

I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.

LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES

[marougus-the-dragon]

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by @niochemblyat

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

[iskippedthepartaboutlove]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

therapy can be expensive. archive of our own and toxic old man yaoi are forever free

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

r/scrungycats is fucking amazing

[fruityfinch]

This one is my favourite. It’s subtle. It’s contemplative. This cat has so much to consider

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

[midnights-dragon]

[haveihitanerve]

Guys pls let Bruce have whimsy and be a good dad.

Absolutely hate when I find a lurker on a post about Batman/Bruce and then there's a comment where someone is like

"Oh but actually this is Dick as Batman-" Nooooo

"Yea but see this is actually more canon for Jason to do-" Noooo

"I'm imagining an older Damian doing this-" Noooo

I wrote this post for Bruce, I wrote this post because I love Bruce, I wrote this post because Bruce my motherfucking beloved, let him be a good dad and have whimsy godsdamnit.

like- Bruce canonically is a lil shit. He makes dick jokes. He is an annoying and embarrassing father. when he's written correctly he is a good one. Let him joke around with Gothamites and comfort babies. I beg.

If you love the other batkids more than him, if you like what you read and think it would fit them better than it would fit Bruce- that's fine. Write your own post. Add it in a fanfic. Idc. But pleaseeeee let Bruce be Bruce and stay Bruce. If I write Batman you best believe I mean him and not Dick. Just please. He can be funny and weird and goofy too. Please.

[iplaycomputer]

nature is beautiful

[animentality]