Power of Kings

Cat 24 | INTP Bisexual | she/her

[thelordofshrimp]

Jesse. Jesse meth isn't the only thing we're cooking. Because today's video was sponsored by Hello Fresh.

[spelldealer]

this cannot be a real fortune i just got

[spelldealer]

me: oh yay! i love fortune cookies 🥰 can’t wait to see what my fortune is! 😄💕

this cookie: kill yourself and shut the fuck up

[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[marlinspirkhall]

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

[madderhatter]

[rochastocade]

[theowlshow]

@thequeervampiric

[byjove]

I need him so bad it’s unreal

[byjove]

is there a silly guy depot I can find this genre of man at

[byjove]

[grapefruiters]

funniest trope is found family but the family you found fucking sucks

[tooies]

wuold u still love me if i escaped my enclosure

[yossyislandd]

yeah sure. wait why are you in the hallway

[tooies]

im just hanging out

[colorful-horses]

[onlyonekenobi]

i am a lover. but underneath that i'm a hater. and then underneath that i'm a lover again

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

When I was a kid I didn't realize Canadian currency had different value, I just thought books cost more in Canada because the publishers hated Canadians

[lesbiangiratina]

[lesbiangiratina]

[sukyubus]

idk who this is because i hate anime but i saw them in my two melatonin dose dream last night and I can relate i hope they're doigng okay

[theygender]

Anyone else feel like things have been Very recently? Like it's all just getting a little Too for me

[mgrmx]

[madhyanas]

cannot stress enough the importance of having a bucket in your house. a big plastic bucket. helps with housework. helps with morale. get yourself a bucket today

[clusterduck28]

[tophatofdoom]

I am afraid to say this is a post that would have done numbers in like 2013 for other reasons

[sheherlockholmes]

[anarchist-art]

[saintd0nna]

happy pride to him

[trollrider1111]

Gay broke sober king 🤴