Tuvok: “We will provide the Captain and Commander with everything they need for their survival and comfort.”
*two days later, isolated for eternity on an uninhabited planet*
Janeway: We don’t have a bathtub :(
Chakotay: Say no more
Chakotay’s Personal Log: This was why I was First Officer. I wouldn’t have overlooked a bathtub. Classic Vulcan thinking my wife didn’t need a bathtub. Anyway I’m hand-building my wife a bathtub. Then I’m thinking I’ll make her some moccasins. I’m already experimenting with planting coffee beans and I’ve got an idea on how to reverse engineer a coffee grinder. Then I’ll find a way to make sure her pillow is always cool. She stubbed her toe on a chair the other day. I’ve burnt the chair. Cooked her favorite stew with that fire. By the Spirits she will want for nothing ever again.












