M E M E S

I take things personally and then cry

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via serena_jillian)

[newtgeiszler]

there’s nothing funnier than watching two cats stare at each other while one slowly raises their arm to strike for ABSOLUTEY NO REASON

[ruinedchildhood]

[onlytwitterpics]

[leosunlesbian-deactivated201801]

a question for other lesbians: would u prefer to be a lesbian housewife or a lesbian breadwinner?

[iluvcats96]

neither , i choose to become a breadwife and my wife is a housewinner. she wins houses on gameshows and i fill them with bread. 

[iguanamouth]

U H A V E A T R A S H B L O G

[surprisebitch]

this is the most hardcore comeback ive ever seen

[illinoisiest]

as a member of the HGTV+ community

[choppedandfoodnetwork]

[iraffiruse]

[spaceedanny]

thanks cartoons for helping me ignore my problems and have a good time doing it

[waffle-sjunior-blog]

Dear Sister,

By the time you read this, I’ll be dead. This is how I think it’s gonna happen: Dave will shoot me, then I’ll shoot Dave, then Eric will enter and get shot by Dave. Then, you’ll come in and get shot by Eric, Dave, and I multiple times.

Love, your brother Keith.

P.S. Then two cops will read this letter and shoot each other

[thatonepapercut]

Vine… you will be missed

[stephfitblr]

I haven’t seen a lot of these ones before hahaha

[sheenalarson-deactivated2018021]

“nice, ron…” “oh am i not allowed to sneeze?”

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

THE SOCK MOM OH YM G-D,,

[himymgifs]

[theemptystars-deactivated201510]

#STILL THE BEST JOKE ON HIMYM EVER

idk that finale was a pretty big joke

[ukulelekatie]

so I was trying to take a picture of a cardinal in flight and 

NYOOM

[loremerchant]

[count-dracoola-deactivated20171]

@saint-louis-is-awful

[shadysquid]

I fucked up a job interview so bad today they asked me why I wanted to work at this fast food restaurant and I blanked and said that when I was little I liked their fries and wanted to be the French fry queen

[shadysquid]

I got the job

[chippyyyz]

[systlin]

I want to see sociologists and historians trying to explain this image in a thousand years. 

[bysaestyl]

my piece of shit uterus every month once it realizes that i’m not pregnant: this bitch empty YEET