7% Philosophy

  ... and 93% crap. Random thoughts, absurd ideas, & semi-witty quotes.

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"The only things I ever need help with are the same things that I'm afraid to ask for help with"

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"I'm not even productive in my sleep" Lazy ass dreams

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"Accountability is for other people" I'm looking at you, basically every politician out there

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"We're #1 at being dumb" Best in the world! USA! USA! USA!

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"I'm subject to subjectivity" It's a completely object fact

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"Accept that sometimes you just can't be bothered to do it"

Like post on a regular basis

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"Do you set yourself up for failure, or does failure set you up for yourself?" The burning existential question

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"Why can't you be more like the person I envision you to be?" This whole thinking you can have your own personality thing is getting tiresome

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"If life gives you lemons and a lemonade stand, then it probably wants you to get a job, you lazy bum" I'm really just talking to myself here

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Glerp

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"Fudge is Not to be eaten lightly" Remember these words as we head into the holiday season

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"Why are allowed to question my beliefs, but I'm not allowed to question yours?" So I have to just accept that vaccines contain Bill Gates' DNA encoded microchips, but you can't accept that Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster are cousins by marriage?

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"We're in a never ending cycle of stupidity and dumbification" It's a vicious cycle

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"My brain is an asshole"

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"If only my dreams lived upto real life" 'Dream big' they said, but they never said not to dream too big

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"The only thing we have to fear is fearmongering itself" And chupacabras

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"When is a word not a word? When it comes out of my mouth" What do you mean I mumble?