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Flamingo's look nothing like penguins. I also think my family is funny sometimes.

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"Boat goes 'crunch crunch'"

My cousin (Easter 2022)

No context needed

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"The only good Christmas song is 'Mistletoe' by Justin Bieber."

-My cousin

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"DuCk liFe iSn'T rEsPOnDinG."

My sister

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My cousin: "Stop putting cheese on everything!"

His Mother: "There wasn't even any cheese on it! You were biased against my sandwich!"

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"You are the sh*t man Ditty Kong."

-My sister

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*Me and my cousin's preparing to bake*

Me: Well, if we need like... cocoa for the cake.

My cousin: Well don't worry about that we got carrots!

(keep in mind he's like 14)

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A story inspired by customer service.

Cashier: Hi! How are you--

Customer: CRANBERRIES.

Customer: *Throws bag of cranberries on counter*

Cashier: ...

Cashier: $12,50!

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The Majestic Rhinosaurus.

My mother has quite a history with incorrectly naming animals or believing in incorrect facts about them. However, a little more recently, my mother incorrectly named another one. 

I had placed a framed drawing of mine in our living room. Just some little drawing of rhinos that I didn’t have room to place in my bedroom. 

A few days later, my sister approached me. I asked her what she thought of it and she told me that my mother had seen it earlier and my sister asked her the same question. My sister told me that my mother said she liked it, then proceed to ask, “Yeah, what are those again? Rhinosauruses?” 

Just thought it was funny that when she forgot what they were called, (I hope she just forgot) she went with rhinosaurus. 

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My dog is a sandwich.

I have a dog, right? He’s a chihuahua, black and white, hates everyone, you know, like a normal chihuahua if a little over weight. 

I happened to walk by my sister talking to him while he was on the couch. He looked angry as always and she said, “He’s a foot long sub.” 

Now... she’s not exactly wrong, but... why? Did he really need to know that? There is no need to upset him further. 

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"That's my current goal... I've made no progress...

My cousin Sylvestre.

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"We're the only ones who can except you in this society. You cannot disobey us."

My Sister

She’s kidding... I hope.

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"K"

My cousin, Sylvestre 

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Are seagulls good pets? Asking for a friend.

My sister: A seagull is a great pet.

Me: A seagull would NOT be a good pet.

My sister: ... Yes they are, what are you talking about.

Me: ...

Me: ...No? They aren't?

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"Don't be terrified. Terrify."

My sister, Wisi Lee

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My cousin, who will henceforth be known as Sylvestre, says the best things. Here is one of my favorites, inspirational quote style!

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My Cousin, Future President of the Milky Way

My cousin, for the sake of it we’ll call him Caleb, was talking to us one day. I don’t remember how it was brought up but, he said: 

“One day, I will be president. But, not of the United States, like, the Milky Way will be mine.” 

Big dreams for a 13 year old, I’m exited to see if this pans out. Wish him luck lol.

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Should I have created a tumblr at 10 o’clock at night? Probably not. What did I do? Exactly that. Yay me.

Consider this my first post I guess. 

:)