Lame @8723987623 - Tumblr Blog

gorillaeyebrows-deactivated2017

shut up @ people who still say “science side of tumblr”

niebatal

Science side of tumblr why is this man so salty

tlperf-deactivated20180811

Osmosis

guywholooksliketaylorswiftfan

Where is the Oscar tho. [x]

poehlerandpratt-blog

this is gold

what she says: I'm fine

what she means: I'm so glad that our lemon tree finally grew and sprouted fruitful lemony lemons. I mean, imagine, we can make lemonade, key lemon pie, lemon merengue pie. I think it's the most valuable of property that we have. I think we should go to the bank and get a loan, actually I think we should just get lemon tree insurance and then get a loan and use the lemon tree as collateral because it is now insured. I truly do love our lemon tree. Just imagine a life full of lemon trees, and all our beautiful lemons, endless possibilities. They're so beautiful, I wish I was a lemon. You wish you were a lemon? If you were a lemon I would put you on my shelf and cherish you like I cherish all our lemons. That's so beautiful, like I only hope that the whores aren't stealing our lemons you know those naughty whores always steal lemons and we do have a couple lemon whores in this community, those damn lemon-stealing whores I hate them because no one will take our prized lemons from us. Hey, has it been about 10 seconds since we looked at our lemon tree? It has been about 10 seconds till we looked at our lemon tree. Hey what the fuck

plastic-cyborg-deactivated20200

This is the most revealing adult humor joke about masturbation you may find on a Nickelodeon show like Fairly Odd Parents.

When I first saw heard this I couldn’t stop laughing.

shencomix

Magic is real, sometimes.

image | twitter | facebook

celebritiesandmovies

sexwitsockson

Do not go gentle into that good night; Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

if the visuals alone in this movie can’t bring close to tears we cant be friends

jimmykudos-deactivated20150608

Please watch this

dr-valkyrie-old

I SAW THIS EPISODE AS A KID AND NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I TOLD THEM ABOUT IT.

plasm1c

HIS FACE

whatsadogpark-deactivated201308

one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will