If you read all this and can answer the questions I have about this paragraph correctly, you'll get a nude or something cause I'm pretty sure I wouldn't understand half the shit I wrote down if this wasn't what happened to me yesterday lol.
If I had to describe how fucking high I an right now I would just need to ask you if you’ve ever shot so much that t had literally made you’re stomach flip to the point of throwing up no matter how long it had been since you ate. You just sit there after the cough hit you way harder than you expected and you sit there for a good 30 seconds just feeling your lips your pussy(idk if you guys feel the same thing in your dicks) but you just feel everything get ref hot and you feel everything swelling and for the first 30 seconds you can’t tell if these were going to be your last 30 second’s and after you realize that you did way more than you should have but you say fuck it its’ to late to let this be the cause of my death, so you go to stand up and sit right back down on the toilet in the jack in the box bathroom that you decided was the appropriate place to shoot up a shot that was being carried in my waistband because I didn’t realize how close I was to walking right in front of a police officer who had someone pulled over and I luckily had the common sense to duck into the jack in the box so I could get rid of the extra charge that I was going to get if the cop decided that me being overly cautious was suspicious enough for him to stop me and question why I was walking down the trails that they have to go and kick homeless every night and remember how I brought up the fact that I basically over amped for the second time in my life and it would have been my luck that in that moment where the cop was patiently waiting for me to answer his question, my luck wild have made me throw up all over he ring of the officer (who is paid to enforce one of the laws that states that it is a misdemeanor to spit on a police officer and can sometimes be considered assault on a peace officer which makes that little misdemeanor into a full blown felony, which puts me back in those 30 seconds, remember how I described it as I’m seriously wondering weather I’m going to walk out of that bathroom… And I tell myself to stay sitting in that bathroom to avoid going to jail for throwing up on a police officer and so of this happened within the minute it took me to get the cap back on my rig and to wipe myself cause that hot swelling feeling that I feel in my face and my lips and my pussy was actually me getting off and if you bothered to read this then you deserve a fucking nude or something because I don’t think anyone will ever be able to read this entire paragraph AND understand that I just played out the police encounter in my head at the same time I was questioning my fate in the jack in the box bathroom that I thought I had left already before I realized I had probably been in the bathroom for a questionable amount of time so I forced myself to get up after I had to breathe in and out to make sure I didn’t forgot how to do something so simple that I’d been doing since I was born, luckily my girl instinct kicked in before I swung the door open and I looked in the mirror where I had originally seen a female who had her hair up and not as much makeup on as usual to some female about to walk out of that bathroom like it was a sauna part time. I’m taking my hair and face were drenched like a middle school bully had found me and have me that swirly they promised they’d give me but hey couldn’t cause they got kicked out of that school for not obeying the rules, and basically. I grabbed paper towels to dry off my face that was acting like your leaky sink, its obvious to everyone that uses the sink but no one says anything in fear of offending you. anyways back to the drying my face off carefully to avoid wiping of the little makeup that I had on and I’ll repeat myself and say one last time if you read this long ass fucking novel word for word (if you claim to have done so I have a couple questions to make sure you didn’t just skim through it to get close to the correct answers) then you deserve a bomb ass nude or something cause one of the questions that you must have the correct Answer. (Hint: its’ the opposite of tweaker time) How many minutes was I in the bathroom total?
A)4minutes
B)6minutes
C)30minutes
D)60minutes(1hour)
