Constants and Variants

Nope

[ghouloriented]

[cowbeing]

this is the most relatable content ever produced

[methyltheobromine-addict-deacti]

[ourexes]

he came for his entire life holy shit

[holyromanhomo]

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

this bitch empty

YEET

[thenatsdorf]

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Making biscuits with Gordon Ramsay.

[ruinedchildhood]

[frozen-felix]

[mioxenoblade]

zelda is her last name. her first name is legend. middle initial o. you’d know that if you were a gamer.

[dragonsinpanties]

actually that’s the name of the doctor, you’re thinking of zelda’s monster

[9musesfighting-deactivated20201]

[mulaneysbutt]

[lookatmeheyoverhere-deactivated]

you can naruto run but you can’t naruto hide

[mixtapemasterjipc-deactivated20]

Mark Hamill is the sweetest fucking human in the world. 💜💙❤💚💛

[lucidlucy]

I love that he’s throwing shade at John, too. 

Dad Skywalker feeling neglected.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[long-ago-1234567890]

carly rae jepsen & hideo kojima: parallels

[myrosecolouredgirl]

today on “pettiest shit i’ve ever seen:”

the new york times and the washington post both waited until air force one took off, then each published separate Really Big stories with not a ton of overlap, almost like they’d made a backroom deal to decide which paper got which story and that they should both wait until the president was out of the country to drop them

and then this happened

[hellotrickster]

and the president and his administration are trapped on a plane with reporters for FOURTEEN HOURS

[anarchapella]

Ok but what were the stories

[queerbucky]

NYT: Trump Told Russians That Firing “Nut Job” Comey Eased Pressure From Investigation

WaPo: Russia probe reaches current White House official, people familiar with the case say

[gifbro]