8 in the Afternoon

It's basically a bad habit at this point.

[randomsplashes]

jeff goldblum constantly being confused about stan language is a mood (x)

[laaylic]

Mood

[craicalaic]

how do people leak songs where do they come from what are you

[vladtheunfollower]

[ze-dominant-demon]

this was our pupper the first time we put his booties on him.

[backstageleft-deactivated202009]

Okay so @q2qcomics and I are currently apartment hunting for the fall and I just stumbled upon the weirdest apartment ever. 

Like at first, wow this looks nice:

How can it be only $650/mo?? Something’s gotta be wrong with it.

… And then you find the floorplan:

Like… WTF is this place? And you realize it’s on bottom of three “apartment units” (Clearly this was meant to be one big place). 

This is your enterance:

Have fun living in the maintenance hallway under the rich folks. 

It comes with such stunning features as:

Creepy ass long murder hallways.

A room with many doors (all closets).

A bathroom that’s clearly just meant for storage.

And whatever this thing is in your kitchen.

I hope you like wine, A LOT.

[captainlordauditor]

this. this is a video game apartment. be wary of lurking assassins. any stray chests probably contain loose gold or weapons

[tombstonettromboners]

honestly I’d totally live in this amateur counter strike mapper’s first map

[shrimppunk-deactivated20170902]

I don’t give a shit that the bathroom is in another timezone its cheaper than anything around here

[metalgirlysolid]

This is literally the first level of Hitman 2

[conquerorwurm]

What the fuck

[mousethe]

what does it all mean

[foxyfandoms]

Providing this complex pre-dates Hitman 2 I like to think the devs had been there and it pissed them off so much they loosely based a mob bosses compound on it.

[chandra-nalaar]

when im trying to leave work and theres still customers talking to me

[thebootydiaries]

[markv5]

Inside the cat warm. But not in the nose.

Inside the cat warm. But not in the nose.

[failure-to-adult]

The coldest of snoots.

[feuer-bluete]

[scrantonpaper-deactivated201809]

A Quiet Place (2018)

[foulserpent]

[hotdiggitydogblog]

[harrishun]

what a vague and potentially concerning caption

[screenshotsofdespair]

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

[ink-phoenix]

THE PUREST THING

[kissthesecheeks]

GIMME HER 😍😍😍😍😍😍

[dont-touch-my-juice]

please watch this john mulaney bit from snl of him complaining about how computers ask us if we are robots it is hilarious 10/10 would recommend

[rebootera]

[setheverman]

i love this so much

[grimbrother]

this the got damn crunchiest bass line ever and i will always reblog this video when i come across it.