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One of the great joys of being 30+ is the ability to laugh at shit that would’ve driven you absolutely WILD in a past life

thunderboltsortofapenny

Truly

ink-phoenix

*sees the bad disk horse floating about down the river*

Me:

#ink talks #personal

ily-a

HEATED RIVALRY 1.06 | The Cottage

hudconera

i'm getting emotional over this

cecoeur

be kind to him, world...he's brand new Hudson Williams reacts to winning at the 2026 Canadian Screen Awards

heatedrivalrysource

The article that started it all. 🧨

He was on it! Jacob’s adaptation of this show might have never happened if it wasn’t for this article. He DM’d Rachel Reid the day after it was published and the rest is history.

dailyhudsonwilliams

Hudson Williams photographed by George Pimentel at the Canadian Screen Awards

russianblush

for season two i need ilya at hockey camp being followed around on the ice by a bunch of little kids in hockey gear like a mama duck and her ducklings while shane watches send tweet

themoonandmyman

Most of the time, even when he’s getting pounded into the mattress, Shane likes his little kisses.

Sometimes though, he puts a plug in before Ilya gets home from the store and wears his slutty little shorts to signal that he wants Ilya to throw him face down on the nearest surface with no preamble whatsoever.

Ilya just walks in, sees the Slut Shorts and the red flush on Shane’s cheeks and his eyes go dark and hungry. They don’t even say a single word to each other until Ilya just stalks over, spins Shane around and presses him against the kitchen counter.

‘Desperate for it, Malysh?’ He drawls into Shane’s ear, and Shane can only nod, already lost in the anticipation.

He grinds his dick into Shane’s ass for a moment before promptly bending him over with zero warning and stripping his shorts and boxers, pulling his own down far enough just to pull out the plug in Shane’s ass and thrust right in.

They both groan loudly, the sound echoing off of all their criminally under-used appliances. Ilya wastes no time building a brutal pace, bruising Shane’s hips from where he’s pressed against the counter, holding his face down into the cold marble.

And fuck- it’s perfect. It’s just what Shane needs right now. To be used to make Ilya feel good. To feel his man, strong armed and solid chested all around him, big thick cock bullying his hole- and it’s even better when Ilya starts moaning like he’s been possessed. To hear how fucking good Shane feels, how tight he is, how he’s always ready and wet for him.

It takes an almost embarrassing four minutes for them both to cum, one after the other, until they’re panting, lazy and sweaty against the heat of each other’s bodies and Shane feels pleasantly used up.

(They do however sweetly kiss non stop for about 20 minutes after)

gaygoatshane

ragsandfeathers

Applause! Applause! 😂

prokopetz

"Beleaguered" is a wonderfully expressive word. I am beset by troubles so manifold that they have formed a league. I am playing host to a diplomatic summit of the United Nations of Fuckery, and negotiations are not going well.

azaablue

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

dailyhudsonwilliams

Hudson Williams photographed by Jake Rosenberg at the Canadian Screen Awards

hollanovcat

happy pride month !!

hxneyfarm

Happy pride month specifically to folks on the asexual and aromantic spectrum who oftentimes feel isolated and left out of the conversation. You belong here as much as the rest of us and I hope that you are all loved in a way that is comforting to you.