Ew

Wanna cry about it

[imeverywoman420]

“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

[sanctuarycove]

I made witch soups in my garden

[amyleeuh]

we all ugly to somebody don’t trip

[incorrectenneagramquotes]

Six: Are you a cuddler? Eight: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUC- yeah I’m a cuddler.

[detectivehole]

you can unfollow me but you can’t un-read my posts so really i’m the winner here

[detectivehole]

our paths may have crossed briefly but you still had the misfortune of knowing me

[repent-zoomer]

[humansofnewyork]

[llawstudies]

A glimpse into the journal of a (quite intelligent) 16 year old girl. Photographed, with permission, in Central Park. 

ITS ON MY DASH AGAIN I THOUGHT I LOST IT FOREVER

its back igaf its not my blog style

YESS FINALLY I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR AGES 

If you zoom in it says at the bottom “every once and a while you meet these people that make you think that just maybe you’ve been doing something right after all to deserve them in your life” and I love that

[notafraidofstopping876]

Hey Stephenie Meyer….I assume you’re under quarantine and at home like the rest of us….you wouldn’t wanna….geee….I don’t know….

finish Midnight Sun?????????

[moonice20408]

[xpleasebenakedx]

Spooning that turns into fingering that turns into sex pls thank u

[bestofasbestos]

when you're trying to do online school work at home but you can't because you're in a Home Environment and not a School Environment and the Vibes are off and you're crying and shaking because the due date is coming up and you're just sitting there with unfinished work even though the assignment is So Easy but it's So Hard because you were Born Wrong and Dark Inside

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[argumate]

fucking around for three days and then making a herculean effort on day four that restores your average progress to what a moderately inept person would have achieved with consistent effort, that’s what it’s all about.

[tomhollandnet]

watchmojo: That moment when you meet the Watchmojo lady 😱

[bellamyblakeweasley]

“can you do the intro for us….?”

“…please?”

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

B-bapies

[astrophelos]

“Welcome to watch mojo-”

Tom and Jacob:

[valtsv]

actually i DO have a blog aesthetic its called ‘i post what i like’

[ellis-deigh-blog]

This guy raised an abandoned moose calf with his Horses, and believe it or not, he has trained it for lumber removal and other hauling tasks. Given the 2,000 pounds of robust muscle, and the splayed, grippy hooves, he claims it is the best work animal he has. He says the secret to keeping the moose around is a sweet salt lick, although, during the rut he disappears for a couple of weeks, but always comes home…. Impressive !! MINNESOTA CLYDESDALE

[durendoll]

why are moose so terrifyingly large

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

Because they’re pretty much legit surviving Ice Age megafauna and almost everything was bigger back then

[henstomper]

his moose leaves for a few weeks to Fuck

[sulfade]

[theweirdpeach]

I just want someone who’s excited to make out with me and text me all the time.

[fortwoof]

In the mood to be hugged for an entire day

[whitepeopletwitter]