Incorrect Enneagram Quotes

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A: I don’t think I’m worth all this

B, already advancing: Bold words for someone in the hugging range

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Two: Are you okay? Your eyes are red.

Five: It's... allergies.

Two: Oh, I'm sorry! What are you allergic to?

Five: Feelings.

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Two: You like winning, don't you?

Eight: Saves you from having to say the word "please".

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Nine: I hate having consequences for my actions, so I try not to have actions.

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The other night I finally typed myself as a 4w5, then promptly had an identity crisis because of it. Reading through your blog (and getting called out numerous times) helped so thanks for that. Really love what you do :)

WOOOO glad to help

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Seven: *putting on body glitter*

One: You know we’re going to church right?

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Two: Four, do you want some dinn...

Four: I subsist on the moon, the wind, and the stars...

Two: Oh. I made calzones, but -

Four: Ohmygod, WHERE ARE THEY?!?!

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Six: [laughing] sorry but whenever you start talking about, like, makeup or skincare it just reminds me of the beginning of American Psycho

Three: oh my GOD, i totally see it. [continues talking about skincare]

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Two: Five, have you eaten anything today?

Five: No.

Two: Why not? Your health is important!

Five: The energy I need to acquire food is being taken up by this conversation.

Two: Okay, I'll bring you something.

Five: <3

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Five: Do you want to talk about your feelings, nine?

Nine: nope.

Four: I do.

Five: I know, four.

Four: I’m sad.

Five: I know, four.

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*Five walks in and sits with Nine*

Nine: Oh, this is rare. What's up?

Five: I wanted to spend some time with you.

Nine: Aw! So what's-

Five: I said I wanted to spend time with you, not that I wanted to talk to you.

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six: *doing multiplication for math homework*

six: wait is that right

six: *does it again*

six:

six: wait –

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Two: You have needs and that's okay! It's alright to depend on someone.

Five: Get behind me, Satan!

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six: please stop inviting me to do things, my anxiety said no.

six: gosh, i just cant believe the audacity of some people.

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nine: when cats sleep all day it’s cute

nine: but apparently when i do it i’m ‘clinically depressed’ and ‘need professional help’

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Five: If anything ever happened to you, I'm not going to get into another relationship

Two: Aw, but, I'm sure you'll find someone else in no time.

Five: No, once you're gone I'm selling everything and moving to a small cabin in the woods where I'll never have to speak to another soul again.

Two: No pressure then, huh?

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Five: I'm conflicted about going to my high school reunion.

Five: Because, while I want to know what everyone has been doing with their lives, I don't actually care.