916 Ambassador

Imagination was given to me to compensate me for what I'm not & I was given a sense of humor to console me for what I am. Enjoy being curious and allow your mind to wonder. instagram.com/916ambassador

[916ambassador]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

True story!

[illusion911]

Thomas Cain 1994 Motion by TheGlitch @illusion911

[tastefullyoffensive]

Peter Dinklage riding a scooter (via kshandoo)

[916ambassador]

[bigboi]

#Trill

[kushandwizdom]

Health is not just about what you’re eating. It’s also about what you’re thinking and saying.

Unknown (via kushandwizdom)

[totalariana]

[thecommonchick]

[britta-perry]

[noiseymusic]

We’ll miss you, Starman 

[awwwton]

me: *the girl in the pink jeans*

2016: *the girl in the grey sweater* 

[weloveshortvideos]

[culturenlifestyle]

Abandoned 100-Year-Old Spanish Church is Transformed into a Skate Park Covered in Geometric Illustrations by Okuda San Miguel

The abandoned Spanish church was transformed into a stunning, unique skate park, which beautifully highlights the juxtaposition between history and modern culture. Originally built in 1912 by the Asturian architect Manuel del Busto, the church is located Santa Barbara in Llanera. With the help of the group called ‘Church Brigade,’ crowdfunding and Red Bull the church was rescued from ruins.

To restore its beauty, every flat surface in the interior was illuminated by a rainbow of colors and geometric illustrations by Okuda San Miguel. The public skate park is now called Kaos Temple, which reflects the burst of colors and intricate mural and urban designs. Usually considered a place of safety, the cultural paradox of skateboarding is one of danger, which adds an ironic beauty to the original purpose of the building.

[kushandwizdom]

There’s a fine line between dreams and reality. It is up to you to decide where they collide.

HighConscious_ (via kushandwizdom)

[916ambassador]

The 2015 Sanchez family reunion is taking place tomorrow. Plenty of food, family and entertainment!

[wordsnquotes]

Promise me you’ll always remember: You’re braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.

A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh (via wordsnquotes)

[humansofnewyork]

“I’m supposed to watch them while Mom takes a nap. If they’re too close to each other, they fight. If they’re too far away from each other, they cry.” (Anzali, Iran)