your favorite nobody of trash named nuri is coming back at full force into the scene! kind of died for a month but coming back to grace you all with more bags of stolen chips and reckless behavior. stay tuned ! - nuri&mun

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your favorite nobody of trash named nuri is coming back at full force into the scene! kind of died for a month but coming back to grace you all with more bags of stolen chips and reckless behavior. stay tuned ! - nuri&mun
❝ IT’S YOUR BOY HAORU HERE, HAO ARE YOU GUYS TODAY? ❞
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Taehyung already began to cackle at the male’s near incident, he always thought things like that were funny to him even if it caused a accident. “ Hey can i ask? What you were even doing on top of your roof? Was it to do with a wifi problems?” He continued to laugh,stabbing a fork into his own plate of pancakes. “ If you scream… you’ll make a scene, Nuri. I’m up for the reactions of other people. hah hah!”
❛ sometimes i wonder how i’m still with you. ❜ nuri said as he looked, no, squinted at the other laughing. ❛ i feel like you’ll be the making the scene with all the laughing. tch, you’re unlucky that i’m not fully dead inside or else you’ll be getting reactions all day. ❜
“you’re surrounded by food, have you realised that? you never
know, he might somehow be still powering on. the fucker is probably
starved, but still - positive vibes and all that.”
❛ you’re telling me to steal anything i want in the store? listen, i already steal chips but it’s not that easy. plus, if i wanted to do that i’d have to pay for all the other shit if i don’t want my satan of a manager finding out. ❜ he explained, making a face. ❛ i’m pretty sure i’d be too late to feed ‘em anyways. they would run away if not treated right. tough shit. ❜
❝ Do you know just how tempted i am right now to just say those exact words just to have you react to it? ❞
❛ listen, if you say it i’m going to scream. i may not have that good of a high voice but i can do damage, bud. ❜
‘ chill dude, i wasn’t actually gonna do that. it would be a pretty shit move. ’
❛ you make me want to suffocate you, man. i should be, like, a snail enthusiast. save the bees? fuck that. save snails. much cuter n’ very harmless. am i right or am i right? ❜
“is that how you get eight days for a week?” here comes another stupid question. “ah, how nice. having an extra day sounds nice but then you’ll feel like you’re dying while living.” she couldn’t even tell if whatever she’s saying is making any sense at the moment. “more caffeine.. you’re surely going to die twice, mate.”
❛ technically, we are all dying while living each passing moment. each day we wake up is a day closer to death but here i am, still shitty, drinking coffee like it’s going out of style, and stealing chips. ❜ he shook his head before raising brow at the other. ❛ hey! i’m pretty sure dying twice has happened to somebody! ❜
bumping a closed fist against the other’s upper arm, he lets out a snort. “oh and YOU’RE going to do that to me?” he speaks in a snarky tone soon replaced by playfulness. “what else are you gonna do to me?” a joke, it’s obviously a joke.
❛ you are saying all the wrong shit, man. what if i was, like, a big ass buff guy who seriously values his snacks with a side of no humor? you would truly be dead then unless you can bullshit your way outta that one. i’m just a cashier, no murderer. unless you count pokemon..❜
( sms : nuri ) “BUDDY” ( sms : nuri ) woah there boy, we’re moving a bit too fast. with that kind of language, next thing you know you’re gonna be trying to take my clothes off. ( sms : nuri ) nothing but the best, you know that ( sms : nuri ) i’ll be the sexiest butter churner since the damn 18th century.
[ sms: electric eel ]: ..... [ sms: electric eel ]: okay, PAL, listen here!!! [ sms: electric eel ]: the only thing that’s gonna be taking off your clothes are the wise words of the LORD ever thought about that? [ sms: electric eel ]: i’m no longer supporting your butter churning shit
hyejeong nodded her head as she listened closely to the boy’s story , laughing at the end.❛ so did you also give a few punches when you catched him or nah ? that’s pretty admirable , i have to admit. if i was you —- i would probably just stare at him because i’d be pretty scared. ❜
❛ listen i’m trying to not get shit stolen in my store not charged with attempted murder. ❜ he said, crinkling his nose at the mere thought of jail. ❛ stare at him? honey, we need to make you aggressive. if someone steals your..... uh... shit, what’s a good examp- OH! if someone steals your wallet are you just gonna wait for a knight to save it? ❜
❝ I mean, I didn’t say it like that! it’s hard to believe it’s other planets and we are the only ones on ours, you know? I can’t imagine that. ❞
❛ there’s still a whole bunch of space that isn’t fully covered well and you’re gonna tell me that aliens don’t exist!? we could be the aliens, man. it perfectly explains why we can never really catch an alien. think about it! ❜
“Ah, are they?” the female asked, scanning over the items of snacks she had laid out on the counter. “You’ve got good tastes because they’re my favorite too!” She smiled warmly regardless of the situation; perhaps that was Sowon’s signature quirk. “Isn’t that bad for business–– Singling out one person? I mean, we’ve got plenty of witnesses… and I’m sure that’s unsettling to hear.”
❛ trust me, i wouldn’t be doing this if we had extras in the back but guess what? we don’t. everyone knows i’m high street’s shitty cashier so i’m not fazed with any witnesses. if you’re looking for the real unsettling stuff then i’m all then happy to say it, honey. ❜ nuri raised a brow at the other and clicked his tongue as he grabbed his favorite bag of chips and scanned it for her, putting it in the bag with the rest of items.
Finally not going to lurk anymore and will get to all the replies! i’m a dedicated piece of shit cashier person so it’ll will get started on in an hour!
‘ uh, ok, but you do know that anyone could fight off around twenty snails, right? they’re tiny as fuck, you could just step on them. ’
❛ NO! don’t step on the fucking snails man that’s some low shit- i mean- hell yeah, man. no remorse on snails. fuck snails. ❜
( sms : nuri ) i’m FURIOUS ( sms : nuri ) I’M BURNING YOUR DAMN STORE TO THE GROUND ( sms : nuri ) i’m quitting my job to become a professional butter churner though what do you think
[ sms: electric eel ]: LISTEN HERE BUDDY !! [ sms: electric eel ]: THAT’S MY GODDAMN STORE [ sms: electric eel ]: oh my god [ sms: electric eel ]: it better be some good fucking butter + you also got to use the old style churners.