3 am sentence starters
â why are you awake? â
â i canât sleep. â
â go to bed already. â
â iâm a being of pure power, i donât need sleep. â
â iâve been running on 5 hour energy all day, thereâs no stopping now. â
â iâm. so. tired. â
â i had a nightmare. â
â itâs nothing, go back to bed. â
â whenâs the last time you slept? â
â youâre clearly exhausted. why are you doing this to yourself? âÂ
â wake up. wake up. wake uuuuup. â
â iâll sleep when iâm dead. â
â yawning doesnât mean iâm tired! maybe iâm just bored by you telling me to go to sleep so much. â
â is something wrong? â
â i just need to finish what iâm doing, then iâll sleep. â
â you said you were about to go to bed two hours ago. câmon, timeâs up. â
â is it okay if i sleep in your bed tonight? iâm kinda freaked out. â
â stop bossing me around, youâre not my mom. iâll go to sleep when i want to. â
â youâre pouring coffee all over the counter. âÂ
â why are you making hot pockets at 3 am? â
â i donât care when you go to bed, but do you have to wake me up in the middle of the night with your loud music?! â








